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Got my first Calculus quiz back today...

Sep 1, 2016
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And what a fucking roller-coaster of emotions that was!

Professor: *Hands me the test back*

Me: 'Got a 94. That's not so bad, I guess...'

Me: *Flips paper right-side-up*

Me: 'WHAT THE FUCKING FUCK! THAT'S NOT A FUCKING 94! THAT'S A FUCKING 49! WHAT THE SHIT IS THIS!!!'

Me: 'Oh... wait a minute... this is out of 50. Okay! Whew!'

Professor: *approaches table*

Professor: "So what I did was... I just gave you that point I took away because, technically, even though it said to find the limit if it exists, and this, being unbounded technically doesn't, but you wrote the limit is approaching infinity, it's so minor that I'm not even going to bother counting it."

Me: "Oh, I see... Thanks!"

Me: *Cannot concentrate for the next fifteen minutes because of what just happened*

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