thecementrooster

So I woke up this fine Thursday morning with one thing on my mind.... T*A*N*G!!!! You know the delicious orange drink.. created by NASA.. loved by astronauts?! Yeah.. ~T.A.N.G~ so I hop in the truck.. throw in some Sanatra and I'm on my way.. first store.. no TANG.. nothing.. no powdered drinks at all.. not even COOL-ADE... what store doesn't sell COOL-ADE??.. I attribute most of my childhood A.D.D to COOL-ADE.. and the massive semi lethal sugar doses that accompanied it.. second store COOL-ADE but no TANG... third store same deal.. FOURTH store I ask the poor stock kid probably making 5$ an hour.. saving all summer so he can final buy his neighbors beat down 78' orange ford pinto.. so he can take his best female friend down to the river and finally tell her how he really feels about her... (and then get some sweet lovin').. but actually she has no romantic interest in him.. and shes been secretly screwing around with his lazy no job 'bad boy' best friend and he probably should have spend his summer in his moms basement playing xbox and masterbating.. well because thats they way that sort of thing always goes.. Anyway after explaining my plight.. which at this point is definately on its way to becoming a full on MISSION he says... "Umm we have orange juice..." (FUCKING ORANGE JUICE!!) So I say (because Im a giant ass) "no buddy where talking about T*A*N*G the shit doesn't grow on trees".. He gets up and scurries into the back to go ask someone.... AND NEVER COMES BACK.. I then realize the FUCK THE ESTABLISHMENT BEARD is in day 6.. and i sorta look like a serious dude.. like some one that may cause a little trouble if he didn't get his refreshing scientifically engineered orange drink... (P.S. im thinking by saturday the establishment will have learned its lesson and im totally shaving this fucker off.. Ill get some sweet Fuck The Establishment Beard while enjoying tang pictures up first!).... How might you ask?? How can you have pictures enjoying delicious T*A*N*G??.... Store number six... **TARGET**....... If you want amazingly delicious and refreshing ~TANG~ just go to target.. or come over to my house.. i bought the bastards out... so I have like 8 tubs.. i think thats enough to circle the earth for 25 years.....