Happy saturday night
i haven't done a damn thing all day except for go swimming and running out to meet my roomate's girlfriend's husband.
yes i'll say that again...my roomate is banging a married chick- and i just met her husband...
a little backround, my roomate is Daniel- and he is banging Shelly; Shelly is married- Shelly lives with her husband. Daniel went to the Keys this weekend. Daniel took Shelly. Shelly's husband called here last night looking for her. Asking me if she went to the Keys with Daniel. I'm wondering how he already knows this..and i simply respond- "well it's 3 in the morning, and neither are here, you figure it out"
we hang up i go back to bed.
So i lounge around all day, and i get a phone call from the husband once more telling me Danny has left his keys in Shelly's car (which husband is driving) and he wants to return them.... Does anyone else think this is a little odd?
i mean he's being so nice about it...if it were me- i'd want to kick some ass...crazy so i agree to meet him at the gas station up the street- (meeting him for the first time ever) i expect some sort of low-life, dirt bag, fat, ugly nerdy, acne-covered, horrific man with no esteem that would put up with this...
to my surprise he was probably the best looking guy i've seen in a really long time, i'm gonna even use the word...stunning, to which i must
so i ask myself...what the hell is wrong with this picture?!?!?! 
i take the keys and not much is said...when i call my roommate to tell him i have his keys he is only barely surprised...and i then tell him i think the husband is good-looking guy, he then says- "yeah he's a good guy, Shelly and i wanted to hook you guys up"
I'm still in disbelief.... For illustration purposes...this is me, my roomate, and this is Shelly
i haven't done a damn thing all day except for go swimming and running out to meet my roomate's girlfriend's husband.
yes i'll say that again...my roomate is banging a married chick- and i just met her husband...
a little backround, my roomate is Daniel- and he is banging Shelly; Shelly is married- Shelly lives with her husband. Daniel went to the Keys this weekend. Daniel took Shelly. Shelly's husband called here last night looking for her. Asking me if she went to the Keys with Daniel. I'm wondering how he already knows this..and i simply respond- "well it's 3 in the morning, and neither are here, you figure it out"
we hang up i go back to bed.
So i lounge around all day, and i get a phone call from the husband once more telling me Danny has left his keys in Shelly's car (which husband is driving) and he wants to return them.... Does anyone else think this is a little odd?
i mean he's being so nice about it...if it were me- i'd want to kick some ass...crazy so i agree to meet him at the gas station up the street- (meeting him for the first time ever) i expect some sort of low-life, dirt bag, fat, ugly nerdy, acne-covered, horrific man with no esteem that would put up with this...
to my surprise he was probably the best looking guy i've seen in a really long time, i'm gonna even use the word...stunning, to which i must
so i ask myself...what the hell is wrong with this picture?!?!?! i take the keys and not much is said...when i call my roommate to tell him i have his keys he is only barely surprised...and i then tell him i think the husband is good-looking guy, he then says- "yeah he's a good guy, Shelly and i wanted to hook you guys up"
I'm still in disbelief.... For illustration purposes...this is me, my roomate, and this is Shelly
but i just found your page and i must say this reminds me of an episode of jerry springer. or what goes on at my uncle's farm. either way it's interesting.