theburningred

Awwww, well thank you!!! We did have a good time!!
Happy Friday....I hope you have a good day...we can all use them!

I can't believe you missed the Slipknot concert. I was hoping you'd give me some spoilers on how great the show was! Oh well, I'll tell you about after Friday! College Humor

Check them out. It's great for fucking off and laughing at some of the world's greatest morons.

Don't forget to come down here and have a couple of Mojitos by the beach!

Hello miss. I booked my flight today. I still have to talk to the guy at work to make sure he gives me the time off but I don't see that being a big problem.

I am sure you are at work. I will try and give you a call later to let you know flight times and such.

Hope your Wednesday is going well. I am being a lazy bum. Think I might go shopping today.

slipknot was fuckin awesome........ i was in the pit and fuckin got wreckec.... lol

and ya im goin to ultra to see some ppl from here........if u need a ride il take u

I got your message by the way. Yes, that shirt thing was a shoutout to you yo!

well thats because I like you

you should come, it will be fun!

sorry im jsut sooo depressed...

Oh no didnt mean to make you feel old! no i was just kinda pokin' fun at 'slang' now days i still yell, neat!!

yeah my shoes are backordered. life huh? what ya gonna do? not have cool shoes. thats what.


well glad you had a cool weekend. i did too.


it'd been better if i'd have had cool ass shoes!!

i know i know. let it go.

thank you for the testimonial
i hant seen it until now
i appreciate it

im having some computer acess issues
nowadays
but
ill write more later

thanks again'youre a sweetheart

ill definitely write you a testy too
when i have time
and you inspire me

Oh wow I like your new profile pic too

My first concert was The Who. Awesome.

If I were you? Yeah, I would wank off like ten times a day.....HEHEHEHEH........

Can I get the cliff note versoin next time?

I dont think I really have a most comfortable place.

I am sure I have several

99

Didnt go to either one

The list is probably endless

One drink...I DON'T BELIEVE YOU!!!

most at home in Chicago

People make fun of my Elvis but I don't care

1989

no nookie...funny ass story. I asked this girl to go to the prom with me, it was about a month before the event. 2 weeks later she starts dating my little brother and neither one of them told me...LOL

I would beat the crap out of whoever is in charge of the traffic lights in Broward County

The meanest thing I have ever done...dated a girl who I wasn't attracted to for a few months before I told her. Broke her heart. I did it twice, NEVER AGAIN.

Yes, I am very glad we found each other!!!
I hope your day went well yesterday....it was a long one for me.....oh well, 3 more days of work, then it's heading up to SteveNeurotic's to party for a while..... Should be fun times!!

Have a great Tuesday!

Heh yeah, we probably did pass right by! Peruvian, eh? Well, you got a good 6-7 inches on these other girls; there are 4 of them and they are all 4'11" or 5'0". So adorable I want to collect them and put them on my shelf.

The funny thing is, I would probably recognize you, but you would have just about no way of recognizing me!

hehe

mischief

i would have done the exact same thing
to that dude on the cell phone
dumb ass
id have cranked the punk rock
and started singing

i have to do my taxes
im gonna stop at a place tommorow
after i do this job interview at the Muesum of Art
- i gotta get something soon cause im dirt poor and im in a rut
and its not good
and i cant find no sugar mama
and my brakes feel like theyre going on my car
and my cars already not working right
grrrrrrrrrrrrr
life is a shitty fuckin play
sometimes

this weekend
was parikhans birthday
she came to new orleans
we hung out got dinner
went to the bar where hyenahell works
then
parikhan gor petty trashed
and little bit naked
i had some gay guy all over my jock - he loved my eyes, who doesnt
and i was smackin some half naked parikhan ass the next day
to start it all over again
that was a weekend highlight(s)

Car? Hmm........just a classic mustang convertible....
I would relocate to Canada!! HARHAR!
Hm..nicest thing someone said to....Oh yeah! About thirty
minutes ago I was at the local Piggly WIggly when the girl at the register asked me for my ID when I was buying a six pack of Labatt Blue(never had it before) and she laughed when I made a funny face. Then she looked at my birthdate and said "oh wow" so I said "What's that supposed to mean?" and she said "so how old does that make you?" and I told her "29" and she said "you don't look it!" and that made me smile. So yeah, that. And I didn't even try and hit on her. What a douche I be.
I think looking at naked 's on SG puts my mind at ease.
Ack, my best feature? Um.....my perfect teeth? My Deer eyes? My horrible sense of humor?
Blondes or brunettes? Both at the same time!
"never put your balls in a dobermans mouth"
Best gift.....a Crow Brandon Lee figure for Christmas from Leisa.
Best gift.....these wooden hands for Leisa to put her jewelry on, because she wanted it, went back the next day to buy a pair and they were all sold out, but then for Christmas what did she get? The hands, from me!
How ya holdin up babe? And yeah, moving just out of nowhere, I dunno. Just a thought really. Then I would be further from you, and I dunno if I can do that....

Wow, your dad is a mtg broker? I am a mtg sales rep...he might know me.

Don't tell him anything.



what's your dream car? Cop car
if u could relocate somewhere for the rest of your life but had to stay there forever...where would you go? Chicago...
nicest thing someone said to you today? Hey this gay guy loves you but I am not telling you which one (hehe, flattering, but n/a)
what puts your mind at east after a long day? Masturbation
What do you think is your best feature? Blonde hair
Blondes or brunettes? Brunette
quote of the day? Somebody better go back and get a shitload of dimes!!!
What's the best gift you've ever received? love...
Best gift you've ever given? love...

cripes it's no wonder gay dudes love me. I am such a woman.