Seriously Life? Seriously?
What the fuck have I done in a past life to deserve all this bullshit... In the epic amount of Karmic Bullcrap that I've been through lately I'd better win the Fuckin Lottery sometime soon.
You know the sound that Looney Tunes put in when a bomb or an anvil was dropping from really high up? That high pitched whistle that seems to slow down as it gets closer, that's the sound my Life is making recently. Just a seemingly long slow falling whistle noise and preeetty soon it's gonna hit. Wham. Fail.
Ugh, Facebook BLOWS.
You can never put your real feelings on there b/c you'll always end up with a million Morons being like "uhhhhh, what's wrooonnng?" "Dude! We should go out and get WAYYYYYSted!! It'll be EPIC!!" Or some fucking douche nozzle is like "Yah! Totally! My life sucked once and then I started working out at the UFC gym and taking Malt-O-Muscle!! I've banged HELLA bitches since then an' my self esteem is through the roof!"
Of course, none of the idiots can spell at all, and the gym douche forgets to mention that he's got 37 types of previously unknown Herpes. But Hey! He's banged Hella Bitches...
I seriously need a capsule of some good ol Fukitol:
Nothing can really get me to cheer up these days. I even met a girl and started dating her, nothing. AND SHE'S A FREAKIN GYMNIST.
My friends just invited me to Vegas in August, only $250 for flight and hotel, at the Hard Rock. But I figured there's gonna be at least $40 a day on food. $50 a night for drinks in the clubs (and that's taking it easy). Plus any gambling money I decide to BLOW... oh, yeah, and Blow. That's always cheap. 
My best friends are having a wedding around here sometime in Oct and they're planning the Bachelor party in Vegas, in Oct. Which I'm not invited to because one of our mutual Douchey friends has decided that if I go then he won't, and he's the 2nd Best man... Why has he made this ultimatum? oh that's right, Because He's Banging My Ex Girlfriend.
Because He Hates Me.
Because He thinks that I'm going to steal her away from him.
I'm not, I don't care about her anymore, She lied to my face a thousand times and now I can never trust a single fucking thing she says. Therefore, I want nothing to do with her. simple right?
NOoooo, He apparently thinks, in his infinite wisdom, that I'll do ANYTHING to get back with her, even by "Trying to score points with my old friends, just to get back in the group, so that Eventually I'll see her again by hanging out with our mutual friends"... Like REALLY??? who thinks like that?
And even if I did ever see her again, It's not like she'd want to be with me.
It kinda takes Two to Tango. Otherwise you just look like a dancin fool.
man, life sucks sometimes.
And it's always compacted by world events.
When I say "Life" sucks, I don't just mean my life, I mean that it seems as though all life around me sucks, LIFE in general seems to be shitty, for everyone, everything. The shitty things in life jump out at you and get your attention. and yet, when you're on top of the world, why don't the beautiful and awesome things constantly jump out and get your attention? Why must it always be: "Well, you're awesome right now, BUT, you could be better if you Wear/Drive/Own THIS... It's never: "Sweet, well done, enjoy it."
ALWAYS have to have someone "better" than you because of what they own, according to the Talking Box.
Rant Rant Rant.
Bitch Bitch Bitch.
Ok I think I'm done now. 
UGH. 
Ok.
There, done. 
