So as opposed to 60ftQueenie's "Things I like doing" list, I've compiled a "Things I plain HATE" list.
three wheeled prams. please could you look uglier and ram more people and be more in my oncoming way in the middle of the footpath?
old people. Just because you're old doesnt give you the right to push me out of the way on the bus and no it definitely does not mean you can take up an extra seat with your ridiculously large bag or trolley that is obviously used to carry dead bodies. And some never shut up with their mindless dribble about how much prettier their grand daughter is compared to you, and others you try to be polite to tell you you have a bolt sticking out of your face. (my grandparents were never like that, god love their souls.... i miss them )
bandwagon bands. hello bandwagon bands its not you i hate so much as the people who jump on your wagon. please push them off at the next convienient moment, pref. into oncoming traffic,
children. esp spoilt ones. im sorry you obviously dont have enough toys, here have some more and why not take someone elses? please be rude and dont say please or thankyou, hell its your right not to because your stupid non disciplinary hippy parents never taught you manners.
fashionably cool vegans/bisexuals/buddhists/obscure filmnoir/musak wanktards/artistes/ insertcoolminorityhere. UM HELLO... you're not fooling anyone with your brazen attempt at "inconspicuous" fashion-ista cooldom. Fuck back off to the coffee house you came from because your soy chai is getting cold.
NB. hello im an artist, so i can invariably fall into this category, but lucky for me, i can wank lyrical about more artists than brett fucking whitely and van gogh.
and whats with those people who say "I'm not taking sides" or purposely take a less favourable side just to say "WELL I TOOK A LESS FAVOURABLE SIDE BECAUSE IM A TOSSPOT, HOW COOL IS MYLEFT WING?" hello fence....meet thy bottom... RUFFLE SOME GOD DAMN FEATHERS OR FUCK OFF
ok this is all off the top of my head and rushed. I hope i at least piss one of you off
three wheeled prams. please could you look uglier and ram more people and be more in my oncoming way in the middle of the footpath?
old people. Just because you're old doesnt give you the right to push me out of the way on the bus and no it definitely does not mean you can take up an extra seat with your ridiculously large bag or trolley that is obviously used to carry dead bodies. And some never shut up with their mindless dribble about how much prettier their grand daughter is compared to you, and others you try to be polite to tell you you have a bolt sticking out of your face. (my grandparents were never like that, god love their souls.... i miss them )
bandwagon bands. hello bandwagon bands its not you i hate so much as the people who jump on your wagon. please push them off at the next convienient moment, pref. into oncoming traffic,
children. esp spoilt ones. im sorry you obviously dont have enough toys, here have some more and why not take someone elses? please be rude and dont say please or thankyou, hell its your right not to because your stupid non disciplinary hippy parents never taught you manners.
fashionably cool vegans/bisexuals/buddhists/obscure filmnoir/musak wanktards/artistes/ insertcoolminorityhere. UM HELLO... you're not fooling anyone with your brazen attempt at "inconspicuous" fashion-ista cooldom. Fuck back off to the coffee house you came from because your soy chai is getting cold.
NB. hello im an artist, so i can invariably fall into this category, but lucky for me, i can wank lyrical about more artists than brett fucking whitely and van gogh.
and whats with those people who say "I'm not taking sides" or purposely take a less favourable side just to say "WELL I TOOK A LESS FAVOURABLE SIDE BECAUSE IM A TOSSPOT, HOW COOL IS MYLEFT WING?" hello fence....meet thy bottom... RUFFLE SOME GOD DAMN FEATHERS OR FUCK OFF
ok this is all off the top of my head and rushed. I hope i at least piss one of you off
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You have to get American Gods. I didn't want it to end!
My problem is I never pulled off being one. Maybe I could be fashionably uncool. Maybe I already am.