How do you catch a polar bear?
First you cut a hole in an icy pond, and place peas all around the hole.
When the polar bear goes to take a pea, you kick him in the ice hole!!
Ok, not as funny as I originally thought, but have someone ELSE read it to you and you will piss...
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What is the square root of 69?
Ate something.
SCREW YOU, I TIOLD YOU IT SUCKED!!!A
A female Olympic swimmer was talking with one of her teammates about using steroids. She claimed that she was going to quit taking them because she was growing hair in scary places.
When her friend asked her where the hair was growing, she replied, "On my nuts."
Q: How many men does it take to screw a light bulb into a socket?
A: One -- because men will screw anything.
Huh? They will? 
A Perfect Circle - Fiddle And The Drum Lyrics
And so once again
My dear Johnny my dear friend
And so once again you are fightin' us all
And when I ask you why
You raise your sticks and cry, and I fall
Oh, my friend
How did you come
To trade the fiddle for the drum
You say I have turned
Like the enemies...
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How are men and tile alike?
If you lay them right the first time, you'll be able to walk all over them for the rest of their life!
PS- I used to live in Clearwater
Shuffle can to can nobody really gives a damn
For every living day I give myself a hand
Now I'm scroungy as can be, I got all you normals looking at me
I'll scratch a hole in my life so everyone can see
My mind is a mind that I have come to know
And my eyes can't conceive a world that cannot...
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BUT HERES THE JOKE OF THE DAY!!
What do you call cheese thats not yours???
NACHO CHEESE!!!!
what a loser i am
"I'm A Fake"
[Spoken:]
Small, simple, safe price
Rise the wake and carry me with all of my regrets
This is not a small cut that scabs, and dries, and flakes, and heals
And I am not afraid to die
I'm not afraid to bleed, and fuck, and fight.
I want the pain of payment
What's left, but a section of pigmy size cuts
Much...
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If this election was truely about morals, I think i might have to move out of the country.
well stop packing!
because this election was based on nothing but lies and fear. oh and don't forgot the simple-minded sheep like mentatlity that motivated most of his voters. saying that you're basing your political decisions on moral is just a flashy way of saying: duh!!! i don't really want to have to think about all that real life death and poverty so i'll follow whomever has the religious affiliations that i do. that or it was motivated by their greed and what they thought they could gain from this corrupt administration. cause let's face it... it's obvious that bush and cheney are in it for the money and power. any and all that they can get. anyone who claims contrary must have put the blinders on themselves so they can justify whatever they're getting out of all this.
oh crap! i just came over here to say thanks for your email and look at me getting up on my activism soapbox again. sorry about that. this subject really bothers me.
example A
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[Edited on Jan 20, 2005 9:17AM]
