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Read my last journal please


any way to post pics over 100k??

Im ok, I thank you all very much for your concern and words. Sorry i cant get pics up here. they r over 100kb. any way to do it??

Have a great day everyone

I really appreciate all the thoughts and concern for me. Thank you all very much. I am fine, but carless, so someone give my ass a ride please.

Everyone have a great day

OK, got into a bad car accident tonight. Looks like im out of a car for a while. Ill post pics of it soon so you freaks can check out my agony. Time for drinking all day on Bayshore!!!!

Imagine your brain as a canister filled with ink, yeah
now think of your body as the pen where the ink resides
use the two, kapow! what are you now?
you're the human magic marker
won't you please surprise my eyes?
it's in your nature, you can paint whatever picture you like
no matter what Ted Koppel says on channel 4 tonight
so modify this...
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"Your a dirty pirate whore"


any thoughts??

I caught you a delicious bass.

Everyone have a great day!!

ok, this shit is actually funny!!


How do you catch a polar bear?

First you cut a hole in an icy pond, and place peas all around the hole.

When the polar bear goes to take a pea, you kick him in the ice hole!!

Ok, not as funny as I originally thought, but have someone ELSE read it to you and you will piss...
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Sorry I was missing all day. Nother bad joke for you to laugh AT me at.



What is the square root of 69?







Ate something.


SCREW YOU, I TIOLD YOU IT SUCKED!!!A

A female Olympic swimmer was talking with one of her teammates about using steroids. She claimed that she was going to quit taking them because she was growing hair in scary places.



When her friend asked her where the hair was growing, she replied, "On my nuts."

Yet another TERRIBLE, TERRIBLE joke. Sorry to do this to you all.


Q: How many men does it take to screw a light bulb into a socket?




A: One -- because men will screw anything.

A Perfect Circle - Fiddle And The Drum Lyrics

And so once again
My dear Johnny my dear friend
And so once again you are fightin' us all
And when I ask you why
You raise your sticks and cry, and I fall
Oh, my friend
How did you come
To trade the fiddle for the drum
You say I have turned
Like the enemies...
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Newest bad, BAD joke time!



How are men and tile alike?




If you lay them right the first time, you'll be able to walk all over them for the rest of their life!