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thebigjankowski

Columbus, Ohio

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The beard did nothing!

Jan 16, 2014
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Science has shown that beards catch allergens and stuff to prevent illness. Well...

YOU'VE FAILED BEARD.

I'm leaving for the Caribbean in 9 days to be on 70,000 Tons of Metal, then you let some bug (flu, bronchitus, pneumonia, bubonic plague) get entrance to the bar? I'm hiring new bouncers.

Get me Osmosis Jones. STAT!

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