The Stranger Rubber People.
When we last left the fearless strange runner people a single man had fallen of a bridge and hit a BBW and then found out that they were all made of really bouncy rubber. They found that out when the guy and the BBW bounced around and started hitting other people and they started bouncing too. After awhile the entire town was bouncing like crazy and started destroying the town when they bumped into buildings. The rest of the world who were not made of rubber got freaked out and thought the world was ending so they all started screaming really loud, the world is ending oh my. This screaming awoke a giant alien thing who no one knew really exist and he started asking the different towns why they though the world was ending. He soon found out it was the entire ordeal in the town of the strange rubber people that make the rest of world start screaming and that was the reason he woke up early from his ten million year scheduled nap. So the pissed off giant alien thing then flew over to the town of strange rubber people using some new law of physics that no one knew about and would never understand anyways so it did not really matter that he never told them . When he got there he then swallow the entire town along with all the strange rubber people and flew off into space where everyone could breath due to a completely different law of physics that no one knew about and would never understand anyways so it did not really matter that he never told them . When they got way way out into deep deep deep space the giant alien thing stopped in his tracks cold and started meditating on weather or not he should force everyone in the universe to eat pickles at least once a day. Meanwhile inside his belly the strange rubber people started getting cold. Really really fricken cold. They are in space after all. And they could not start any fire to keep warm because there are no matches in this universe. But that was irrelevant to because without oxygen the fire would not work very well anyways. Again they are in space after all. So they all got mad and very angry at having to sit inside of the giant alien thing's stomach while freezing. A few minutes later after getting angry they found out that the stomach of the giant alien thing was made of HY-80 which is what some people build ships out of. The strange rubber people then cut out pieces of this HY-80 stomach and built a ship that they could all fit in. They could do this because they are strange rubber people and thats just rad. Also they used some other laws of physics that you will not understand. After the ship was completely built they all took turns throwing bottles of beer they may specially just because they can. This beer was called Rubbeer and was very very tasty. After the ceremony was over they flew the HY-80 ship out of the giant alien thing and then blew it up by throwing many many bottle of Rubbeer into the giant alien thing's mouth after they shook them up a lot. When the Rubbeer bottles landed inside of the giant alien thing's mouth they broke open and filled him with Rubbeer foam and he then exploded. The strange rubber people where all so happy that they drank lot and lots of Rubbeer and got really trashed. Since driving HY-80 ships around space while drunk on Rubbeer is a bad idea they accidentally drove straight into an even bigger giant alien thing's mouth. But they had no idea they did this because the even bigger giant alien thing was huge and had lots of room to fly around in with out hitting anything. That and it was invisible. I bet you cannot wait to see what happens next huh? Well you have to because this is the end of this episode.
Stayed tuned for part two.
-roguemind 