Ehhhhh. It's been a billion years. Update time.
I'm still working every night. (Check!)
I still have no social life. (Check!)
*sigh* (Check!)
Wow. Guess I didn't really need to update after all.
P.S. I can't fit my entire cellphone in my mouth. Does that mean I can't be a gay porn star, or that I just have too old a cell phone?
P.P.S. Hmph. I can be such a depressing motherfucker when I'm drunk.
I'm still working every night. (Check!)
I still have no social life. (Check!)
*sigh* (Check!)
Wow. Guess I didn't really need to update after all.

P.S. I can't fit my entire cellphone in my mouth. Does that mean I can't be a gay porn star, or that I just have too old a cell phone?
P.P.S. Hmph. I can be such a depressing motherfucker when I'm drunk.
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Don't worry about being depressing when drunk, because I reckon that when shit faced, I could probably out depress anyone on the planet