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OK. After a few days of being in a dreadfully dark space mentally, I'm gonna turn things around here a little bit.


The Benny Hillifier


That's right kids - it's the Benny Hillifier! Turns any YouTube video into a genuine Benny Hill-type comic romp!


Here's an example:


Zidane Headbutt - Benny Hillified


Have fun!

Don't believe in the promise of rock and roll, kids. It's a lie in its totality. Pick and choose the bits that work for you, add a grain of salt, and then consume.

I had a very powerful dream last night in which Pete Townshend said, in very direct terms, that I should stop playing the music of The Who completely.



I dunno, should I?

There is no such thing as a long piece of work, except one that you dare not start.

- Baudelaire

I swear to God I am deleting my Facebook account. Too much drama, too small of a world, too much people knowing your business. Believe it or not, I'm actually a very private person and I don't want everything I do blabbed all over the place.

Why do I feel safe on Suicide Girls? Very odd.

At any rate, no more "comments" or "wall posts"...
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You don't drown by falling in the water. You drown by staying there.

- Unknown

Have you ever listened to The Beatles? I mean really listened? I can't find any flaws. They are the classical music of our time. Those recordings sound so amazing sonically, even working with little crap two-track machines back in the dark ages. Such great songwriting. And what a fun band conceptually. I fucking LOVE The Beatles and can't find it in me to respect anyone...
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OK I think I have my internet working again, after an hour and a half on the phone with tech support. There is something weird going on with my modem, as I suspected, so I had to reprogram this and bypass that in order to get it to work.

Last night I had a dream that I had a big show in my hometown, and...
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I am still having internet problems at home...works for about 3 minutes then seizes up. Every time i reboot, something resets all my codes. Nobody can figure out what the problem is.

Ack!

So my fucking internet at home works for maybe 5 minutes at a time before it arbitrarily stops working and I have to reboot the modem and the computer. And I'm paying HOW much for this crap, like $50 a month or something? SO not cool. So what it means is that I don't get to hang out here as often as I want to...
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