theaceface

Dear Detroit: You suck as badly as I remember. Don't think I'll be back here for awhile. I thought a few days in my home town would be good after my vacation, guess I was wrong. I'm especially mad because I wasted a prime night attempting to reconnect with an old classmate who stood me up. Me, a grown man, stood up while visiting what I thought were old friends!

I'd like to go home now.