Wednesday Dec 29, 2004

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i am a big man
(yes i am)
and i have a big gun
got me a big old dick and i
i like to have fun
held against your forehead
i'll make you suck it
maybe i'll put a hole in your head
you know, just for the fuck of it
i can reduce you if i want
i can devour
i'm hard as fucking steel, and i got the power
i'm every inch a man, and i'll show you somehow
me and my fucking gun
nothing can stop me now
shoot shoot shoot shoot shoot
i'm going to come all over you
me and my fucking gun
me and my fucking gun
VIEW 5 of 5 COMMENTS
christinarenee:
watching fricken 50 first dates right now with Ilektra I forgot how funny this film is ARRR!!!
painted_lady:
HA HA HA HA HA! You see the evil in my plan! See when I was nothing more than a wee fetus chillen in my mothers womb I recieved a premonition of my future. I saw my wedding day and I saw a holiday that would occur shortly afterwards....BUT THEN I SAW NOTHING! I had no idea that if I was supposed to exit my warm comfy abode let alone when! So I jumped online since the womb had a wireless modem and researched. I calculated and plotted and hatched my plan! I WOULD BE BORN ON THE MOST INCONVENIENT DAY EVER! HA HA HA HA HA! Little did I know there was a small flaw in my plan due to the fact that later when I started school that was the day you had to go back to school after winter vacation. Eh you win some you lose some!


Any who what are you doing for New Years eve and how good did you make out on Christmas?

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