the_squishy

Wasn't that a lovely Christmas?

-As Santa rockets through the skies
he fights for space where fedex flies
with ups and postal guys.
The market's gotten tighter.
How does this sole proprietor
survive monopolies and more?
It's not his toys I want to score;
I want his underwriter.

-Touching.

'Tis the season or as the nerds call it, 4th quarter.

I got some good presents. My cousin, who moved to California earlier this year, came back here for Christmas. We got to catch up and that was cool. My other bought a children's book titled "Grandma and me" for a dollar and gave it to our grandmother as a gift. When she opened it she didn't know what to think, but as she looked through the pages she began to cry. As that happened a tear had begun to well up in the corner of my eye. It reminded me of how much a wussy I am and the fact that if a woman knows me well she can get whatever her black heart desires. I hope that I never meet a gold digger that wants me.

Hooray for Christmas money!!!!


Behold the beauty that is Amy Lee.