the_shine

What a fucking weekend.

Was wild in both the best and worst senses.

Was my flatmates birthday and put on a right ol good bash. Unfortunalty some nut job decided it would be a ingood idea to crash our shin dig. Having been told he wasnt coming (His name wasnt on the list). He then produces a spanner and asks very poltiley to be let in.

I tell him he may want to sleep it off but the young chappy becomes even more insistant that he shoud meet everyone inside.

So I step out onto the landing and the cheeky monkey that he is swings his wrench at me. Now fuck trying to sweeten this up. He swung at me. I blocked it then he head butted me. Chipped two of my teeth. Unbelievably it wasnt that sore and he swung at me again with the spanner and I stopped him again. I think at this point he realised I wasnt going to back down and pegged it down the stairs.

Now I'll admit the head butting and attempted caving in of my own nogging isnt my ideal way to end my Saturday night. But nothing was worst the birthday girl sitting crying in my arms convinved it was her fault.