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I off to NYC June10th-18th

How ace am I?

Answers on a postcard!!!
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Ever wonder what happened to Paul from the wonder years?

He works for me now so dig it!!!
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Whilst I sit here and write this I am copying all my downloads in to CD.

I learned the hard way that hackers and viruses are too thick too fast these days and because we all know how fucking frustrating it is when all the music you've stolen and barely 18 yr old pics you have get wiped and your forced to start from scratch.

morrigan77:
My god...I need to do that, too...
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After ages of not having pics up I have put some up.

The folder stuff is picsbarbarella took.

The rest are of me in various stages of being drunk.( I m sorry but its the only time I take my camera out.)

Check out barbarella's profile for loads more Scottish type pics and high praise of me!!

Those Hersheys were well worth it
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nothing funnys been happening to me recently!!!

Apart from on Sat night.

I was enroute to meet a few folk from this site (you know who you are)

I was wearing a blue t-shirt with the superman S on it and at a bank machine a young boy about 3-5 turned round and said to his mum and dad

''Look that mans superman , thats...
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morrigan77:
Hey! I thought you were Superman! Damn it! You mean I let you up my skirt for nothing?! Why I never!!! eeek

kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss
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I was in work to day and life threw me one of those funny questions.

You know when you see a girl about late teens early 20's with a guy about late 30's early 40's and your not sure if they are boyfriend and girlfriend or father and daughter.

I was so unsure I even asked a guy I work with and he could nt...
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battles:
Word up Superman, I had a typically top time in GlasVegas yesterday, it's officially a cooler place for SG hookups than Edinbugger so I feel sure our paths will cross again soon.

See that place you work (I won't name it incase you don't want the world knowing your business), is it as cool and as much fun as it looks like or do I have a romantic view of such a place?
Was High Fidelity way off the mark?
the_shine:
Sometimes maybe yes. Sometimes maybe no
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I know basically the whole script for star wars episode 3. If you want to know what happens. Tell me!!!
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I pulled a girl the other night and went back to hers.

We were getting down to business when she said

'Just gag me tie me up and do whatever you want!!'

After I d done that I went watched a few videos , read her diary and had a pizza. I had quite a good night

She was nt impressed
brite_red_scream:
damn...lucky guy! wink
battles:
Another gem...

These Americans who are visiting GlasVegas 12th-19th, have you any plans to meet them?
I'm probably going to create an event for the SGScotland diary. Saturday the 14th?
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Star signs

Today: Aries

During the course of the weekend your D.N.A will be mutated and re-written. Turning you into a three eyed methaine breathing quatropede!!!


But rememeber change is good!!!



Luck :Suitcases and dartboards

Animal: A mix breed dog (Preferably a small one)



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I abslolutley swear this is 100% true. Don t stop reading half way because you think you might burn in hell for laughing or that this is in bad taste or that its long. It is true and very , very funny!!!

I was on the train on the way to work work yesterday and this without a shadow of a doubt the funniest thing...
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the_shine:
PRockGirlScout

'So the lesson is that you can be functionally retarded and still be a train conductor?'

It was worth writting it. Just for that!!! smile

My work here is done
battles:
See, I'm not the only one.
Word of your comical journeys is spreading.
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I ran into my ex-gf and her new boyfrined 4 times in 5 days this week. Which was weird but well worthy it for the comedy value. As it always creates an akward situation as he hates me.

Picture the scene.

I m on my way to work sitting on the train reading the paper on a crowded carage. When they get on and sit...
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battles:
That's the first proper laugh out loud moment I've had all day and I really needed it. Muchos gracias.
battles:
I've just read your previous journal entries and they're also funny as fuck. Why is nobody leaving comments saying so?
Life's so unfair...
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I was coming back from a bar a few nights ago and a girl walks about to me and said

''100 & you can sleep with me''

my reply

''I m not in the mood but I suppose I could use the money''


wink