the_shine

A friend of mine told me this week that she read somewhere that a high percentage of Americans believe Arnold Schwarzenegger could be President of the USA one day.


Call me an alarmist but last time an Austria came to power in a foreign country it didnt work out well for alot of people!!!

One minute your up.


The next your right back down again!!!


A bit like being in a fight in a pub really!!!

Trading standards laws rule.


I just got a bunch of free stuff because of them.

The system does work people I tell you!!!

I ve had two weird , well not weird but just not average two days.

I m not going to lie

I dont know if thats a good thing or a bad thing or just anything

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20 facts eh?

Will there ya go

1) For some reason I like bannana's but not bannana flavoured things

2)Weirdly I hate oranges but love orange flavoured things

3)My longest period without sleep is about 68 hours

4)I have 3 superman t-shirts and 2 hoodies. I don t know why .

5)I got accepted to do a law degree but turned it down

6)I called...
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Been tagged . Guess I asked for it. Hell I did ask for it!!!

Double Standards


One thing our planet is full of is double standards. I dont get them.

When Bob Dylan gets up on stage and plays guitar with a harmonica around his neck people cheer.

But when a guy on the street plays guitar with a harmonica around his neck and a kick drum attached to his back people avoid it like the plague.


Whats the...
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The_shine's
Good night out
Guide Pt1


Ok people the first thing you need for a good night out is good company. So grab the mobile text your friend. You know the one thats the laugh rather than all those pathetic hanger on friends you have that only ever talk about

A)Themselves
B)Their jobs
C)Their latest purchases and how great they are.
D)They boy/girlfriend who you...
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Dyslexia.



Why are you such a hard word to spel?

Have you ever had a friend embarrss you in public?

My friend did last night. We were out having dinner at a Chinese restaurant when he commented that

'The ability to use chopsticks must come naturally to chinese people'


Which I thought was a little narrow minded and racisit. So I felt I had to correct him.

' I think it comes naturally to anyone...
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Sitting next to a fine comedy mind and not talking to him.


Why?????