Have you ever been asked' Who would play you in a film?'
I have and personally I think its a stupid question mearly designed to reflect the ego of the person answering it.
I dont care who would play me in a film about my life.
But hopefully the DVD would come with alot of deleted sex scenes , no cast or directors commentary only...
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I have and personally I think its a stupid question mearly designed to reflect the ego of the person answering it.
I dont care who would play me in a film about my life.
But hopefully the DVD would come with alot of deleted sex scenes , no cast or directors commentary only...
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Ahhh!!!
No fucking time!!
No fucking time!!
sketchless:
time should not be measured by a clock - but rather by cups of tea =)
btiddles:
slow down, this beer's not ready yet...
People keep commenting on how happy I am recently and ask what my secret is
I killed a boy
I killed a boy
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bettiebones:
Thanks for the vouch for the SGUK group... twas very kind of you!
tsui:
Thanks 
I ran into my ex girlfriend today.
Its was quite funny . She insulted me with a tedious predictabilty and I replied with a sarcastic remark with comedy overtones.
The whole incident would make a very funny journal entry
Its was quite funny . She insulted me with a tedious predictabilty and I replied with a sarcastic remark with comedy overtones.
The whole incident would make a very funny journal entry
gem:
You're losing your touch, Ive seen that before
Of course it sounds bad when you say it!!!!
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jj_r0x0rz:
hahaha i think thats a phrase used often by my friends
solaris:
no no, not 'sad', 'super cool'. you're getting confused here!
Saturday nite_shine?
the_girl: 'Your really funny.'
The_Shine'Thanks . It's how I get attractive women to try and sleep with me.'
PAUSE...................................................
The_shine' You can see where I hope this is going
right?'
the_girl: 'Your really funny.'
The_Shine'Thanks . It's how I get attractive women to try and sleep with me.'
PAUSE...................................................
The_shine' You can see where I hope this is going
right?'
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mooj:
yeah right I can out blonde you any day biatch!
just try me...go on ask me where Wales is, I dare ya
just try me...go on ask me where Wales is, I dare ya
blyss:
Woohoo Stop by anytime...I might be naked!
Stop by anytime...I might be naked!
I'm off home
Its been fun to say the least.
Met alot of good folks. Had alot of good times
Left dirtry voicemail messages by request.
Broke up a couple using politics. (Honestly)
Formulated a female sports comedy sketch show.
Spanked a man on his birthday.(Everyone else was doing it & it's just the way the night was going)
Learned some people have weird habits....
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Its been fun to say the least.
Met alot of good folks. Had alot of good times
Left dirtry voicemail messages by request.
Broke up a couple using politics. (Honestly)
Formulated a female sports comedy sketch show.
Spanked a man on his birthday.(Everyone else was doing it & it's just the way the night was going)
Learned some people have weird habits....
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stella_marie:
you were fine drunk - but get off my ass about all my husbands already!!!!! 
The BIG New York Update...............
I've been drunk and getting soaked alot
I've been drunk and getting soaked alot
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basil123:
why do i find what i see in front of me quite funny? 
judypatricia:
You're great! It was lovely meeting you, dear.
Canadian leg on the other foot?
Just leaving Toronto . Its been an eventfulll trip .
There was a Dutch invasion .
I was offered every drug under the sun in one bar in one night (Might have went to the wrong bar)
Got pulled by customs coming in and was accused of being a drug smuggler.
And other shit
Now for a few quiet...
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Just leaving Toronto . Its been an eventfulll trip .
There was a Dutch invasion .
I was offered every drug under the sun in one bar in one night (Might have went to the wrong bar)
Got pulled by customs coming in and was accused of being a drug smuggler.
And other shit
Now for a few quiet...
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btiddles:
you're nose is bleeding... 
midwinter:
You'd think that this Dutch invasion of Canada would have made it onto the news. I sense a cover-up...
I hope you didn't suffer an uncomfortable interface between your arse and a Canadian's rubber glove...
Enjoy NY. See ye when you get back.
I hope you didn't suffer an uncomfortable interface between your arse and a Canadian's rubber glove...
Enjoy NY. See ye when you get back.
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varennes:
Thank you for your precious advices!!
The cheapest things are better when your a poor (and weird) studient!!
The cheapest things are better when your a poor (and weird) studient!!
varennes:
I think the best thing we can do in Dundee will be to get drunk all day long! Sober times will be devoted to road trip touristing.
I guess it's the good deal!
I guess it's the good deal!
I think my ex girlfriend use to smother me too much. We were always together. There was hardly an occasion when we were apart
Except when we were having sex and I'd pretend she was someone else.
Except when we were having sex and I'd pretend she was someone else.
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monroe:
You leave my dog alone you perv!
btiddles:
your YYY review is now up on my site. i edited it a wee bit, cause like you said, it didn't all link up after you'd cut it down... hope it's okies.
Shineathon , afeat , oramma , arooney
Everytime I meet someone new . Well not everytime but alot they either say they know me from somewhere or know someone who looks exactly or very similar to me. When I was younger I just ignored it but its happened about a dozen times since the start of the year.
So if you see me or someone...
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Everytime I meet someone new . Well not everytime but alot they either say they know me from somewhere or know someone who looks exactly or very similar to me. When I was younger I just ignored it but its happened about a dozen times since the start of the year.
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charley:
Word/Fact on all accounts. The Cell is way to weird, by the time I hit send on that entry it had stopped scaring me and started being boring. Quite liked the imagery though!!
charley:
Yes exactly, the idea was good but it just didn't quite make it. Although I actually quite like J - Lo when she isn't singing, oh the shame.
A few years ago I would get Lauren Graham, which was totally stroking my ego! I am a bit larger now...
Honestly I think it would have to be an unknown palying me. Of course she would instantly become the new "it" girl" from her performance!
--l*P