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Ways you could have celebrated my birthday


-Grew side burns for the day to look more like me

-Added Legoman as your friend on SG then tell him he really looks like me

-Encouraged your child or indeed any child to impersonate me

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Especially my walk



-Take the day off work

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It's my birthday



- Bought the...
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nirbhao:
nick cave = god
kaffeine:
1. ^^ what he said.
2. My favourite is Brompton Oratory. Or Stagger Lee, 'cause he's a bad motherfucker, don'tcha know?
3. Happy Birthday!
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Happy Me Day

24 today .What I find weird about my birthday is that I'm 24 today and its not the only aniversary we should be celebrating

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and its exactly 24 years and 9 months since my Dad last got laid.

Jim I salute you!!

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sky:
happy birthday x
soldatka:
smile Happy, happy birthday!! smile

Your poor old da though. That is a looooong drought.
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Happy post St Paddys day

I always feel conflicted about this day as I have in Irish surname. But I dont put alot of stock in family ties. My mums maiden name is also Irish.

Long story short

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I was drinking all day




I dont have an alcohol problem. I have an alcohol fetish!!

jj_r0x0rz:
hahaha
rybear369:
you know i dont have balls - youve seen!!

we should try that with rybear.



happy birthday love. hope you have a lot of alcohol and throw up a steak and a half to celebrate!!!!!!!!
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Not alot and too much has been happning recently.Which I both like and dislike!!

Sort of a return to normal for an abnormal situation.

I was single then not single without even realising it( A good sign) Could of got married(no joke I think) Gave a 17 year old porn for his 18th birthday. Used a ktichen table for a purpose Ikea would disapprove of....
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rybear369:
hi
jj_r0x0rz:
thats a good story though for the most part haha
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Hmmm

Been single a week and I feel new ,refreshed and revitalised. Like I've been drinking 10 Red Bulls a day

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I've been drinking 10 double vodka and redbulls a day

rybear369:
i was just thinking of you today and that i havent spoken to you in forever. i was also thinking if it actually is possible for me to come to scotland in the fall. ive gotta check some things out. i miss you dear.

and no smrties. ima lready a fat porker oink
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soldatka:
A rare photo of Ms Mirren with her togs on wink

Naah, just jealous she's still looking so good!
jj_r0x0rz:
hahah
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I feel incredibly reassured that I am both the most exciting and most boring person I know!!

And I know............


I just always know
rybear369:
im pretty sure I am the most exciting person you know
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Sometimes being really , really good at something isn't always a good thing
creamygoodness:
Especially if it's rape.
missduke:
and what would that thing be huni?
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DANCING AND GAMBLING YOUR TITS OFF

I'm back (well I was never really away was I?) But I now have my own net conection instead of the stolen one I 've been using for 2 months!! Ah the free dom and the joys of downloading all the internet has to offer tv , films, music , and 17 yr old latvian girls have sex with...
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What would you do for 1000 an hour ($2000 thats for you Nic!!)
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rybear369:
well, i charge $2000 an hour, so i guess it would be work as usual for me
missduke:
Hmmm I need to start charging you . . . . . .