i went to ocean city this weekend.
some constants of the weekend include the consumption of unhealthy amounts of red bull and diet coke, being called a "swashbuckler" for wearing such long and baggy black dickies shorts and a black wife beater, turning down this girl alice's offers to eat my pussy, making fun of most of the people on the boardwalk, and going to bed at 5am
on friday i ate steamed crabs for the second time, played frisbee on the beach, and discussed this one guys unconventional sexual fantasies.
on satuday i say on the beach under an umbrella and eye fucked people with my friends. my ankles were sticking out of the umbrella, so i have sunburnt ankles with a sock burn line. some jesus freaks showed up in front of the plim plaza.
on sunday i had an awesome breakfast with my friend cindy. immediately after that i drove home cracked out of my mind in 2 1/2 hours. when i got home, i slept for many hours.
this is all the information i feel like disclosing.
also, i bought new sunglasses.
some constants of the weekend include the consumption of unhealthy amounts of red bull and diet coke, being called a "swashbuckler" for wearing such long and baggy black dickies shorts and a black wife beater, turning down this girl alice's offers to eat my pussy, making fun of most of the people on the boardwalk, and going to bed at 5am
on friday i ate steamed crabs for the second time, played frisbee on the beach, and discussed this one guys unconventional sexual fantasies.
on satuday i say on the beach under an umbrella and eye fucked people with my friends. my ankles were sticking out of the umbrella, so i have sunburnt ankles with a sock burn line. some jesus freaks showed up in front of the plim plaza.
on sunday i had an awesome breakfast with my friend cindy. immediately after that i drove home cracked out of my mind in 2 1/2 hours. when i got home, i slept for many hours.
this is all the information i feel like disclosing.
also, i bought new sunglasses.
Heh... Jesus freaks are awesome. If you're not particularly adverse to the defilement of holy literature or the occasional usage of euphoria-inducing contraband, I should tell you the story of Eth.