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Wednesday May 25, 2011

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Another helpfull tip from your local turn key. Telling jail staff that you want to die will not get you out of jail.
More than likely you will spend the next 24 hrs wearing nothing but a smock made of a heavy canvas with a little bit of stuffing. You will be but into a bare empty cell. If you thought things sucked before.......
Faking an illness is also irritating. Somone tells me they are having chest pains and they think they are gonna pass out from blood pressure issues means I gotta call the nursing staff and follow up. And then they tell me your fine...I understand you just got arrested, no one likes that. But please handle the situation with some amount of dignity We are not customer service, yelling and screaming does not get you what you want. Stay calm, be decent so that we can help you
This has been Tips from the Turn Key
xxxholic:
Wow.
May 25, 2011

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