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Hope all is well with all of you! Type you all later 
Ciao For Now Folks 
Paulie O 
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I'M BACK Hope all is well with all of you! Type you all later Ciao For Now Folks Paulie O How you doing out there ? Hope all is well with all of you! 
Well for today's breaking story 
...LiLxSiN was a bit of a demon in her wheelchair, and loved to charge
around the nursing home, taking corners on one wheel and getting up
to maximum speed on the long corridors.
Because LiLxSiN was one sandwich short of a picnic, the other residents tolerated...
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Well for today's breaking story ...LiLxSiN was a bit of a demon in her wheelchair, and loved to charge
around the nursing home, taking corners on one wheel and getting up
to maximum speed on the long corridors.
Because LiLxSiN was one sandwich short of a picnic, the other residents tolerated...
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maelwys:
Skipped on the shearing, woke up too late and felt too lazy. Next week maybe 
tib0r:
i *love* wrestlers...they turn me on. we're neighbors by the way..i'm in jersey
The Amazing Goat {GoatsGoToHell}
It was opening night at Paulie O's PlayHouse and The Amazing Goat was topping the bill. Hundreds of people came from miles around to see the famed hypnotist do his stuff. As GoatsGoToHell took to the stage, he announced, "Unlike most stage hypnotists who invite two or three people up onto the stage to be put into a trance, I intend...
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It was opening night at Paulie O's PlayHouse and The Amazing Goat was topping the bill. Hundreds of people came from miles around to see the famed hypnotist do his stuff. As GoatsGoToHell took to the stage, he announced, "Unlike most stage hypnotists who invite two or three people up onto the stage to be put into a trance, I intend...
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maelwys:
Hahaha 
Oh, supurb. Can you imagine the whiff though?
Oh, supurb. Can you imagine the whiff though?
captain_deez:
TEN MORE DAYS!!!! Paulie O!!
Cheers - Deez Nuts Out!
Cheers - Deez Nuts Out!
Subject: No Cursing in Church
Goat'sGoneToHell went to church one day and afterward he stopped to shake Father Abbadon's hand. He said, "Father Abbadon, I'll tell you, that was a damned fine sermon. Damned good!"
The Father Abbadon said, "Thank you GoatsGoneToHell, but I'd rather you didn't use
that kind of language in the Lord's House.
Then Goat'sGoneToHell said, "I was so damned impressed with...
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Goat'sGoneToHell went to church one day and afterward he stopped to shake Father Abbadon's hand. He said, "Father Abbadon, I'll tell you, that was a damned fine sermon. Damned good!"
The Father Abbadon said, "Thank you GoatsGoneToHell, but I'd rather you didn't use
that kind of language in the Lord's House.
Then Goat'sGoneToHell said, "I was so damned impressed with...
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maelwys:
Oh its not a film. Its a documentary on Britain before the Romans invaded. I have a TV and Video but refuse to pay for a lisence, too much crap on the telly. So I get my folks to tape me the few things I do like. That way I get to see whatever I want and avoid Eastenders! I got near a thousand Tapes/DVDs, so who needs telly anyway
I can't imagine myself as a Priest, Priest of Beer maybe or a Druid would be pretty cool too. Good joke though.
How did the birthday celebrations go?
I can't imagine myself as a Priest, Priest of Beer maybe
or a Druid would be pretty cool too. Good joke though.
How did the birthday celebrations go?
maelwys:
Yep, the travel cards can be used on both buses and trains. They only operate in certain zones though. London's divided into travel zone 1-6. I use 3,4 & 5 and my girlfriend uses only 5. Mine costs about 16 and hers about 8. The buses are ok, depending on traffic of course, Central London's a nightmare for buses during the day so I avoid them. Trains...hah...well some of the tube lines work. There's been an accident on the Central Line which shut the the entire Central system down. I dont think our Tube network is any better than your Subway network. Delays, dirty and overcrowded usually. Par for course
My missus is pretty pleased with the results. Next term is supposed to be harder. She'll be ok though, Cavelle's good at the subject. Rather her than me though.
Glad your celebrations went well, good luck with tonights. Ware the hangover! Have fun
My missus is pretty pleased with the results. Next term is supposed to be harder. She'll be ok though, Cavelle's good at the subject. Rather her than me though.
Glad your celebrations went well, good luck with tonights. Ware the hangover! Have fun
Subject: Bullets
A pregnant xLilxSINx with triplets was walking down the street when a masked robber runs out of a bank and shoots her three times in the stomach.
Luckily the babies are OK. The surgeon decides to leave the bullets in
because it's too risky to operate. She gave birth to two healthy daughters and a healthy son.
*yay* All was fine for 16...
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A pregnant xLilxSINx with triplets was walking down the street when a masked robber runs out of a bank and shoots her three times in the stomach.
Luckily the babies are OK. The surgeon decides to leave the bullets in
because it's too risky to operate. She gave birth to two healthy daughters and a healthy son.
*yay* All was fine for 16... Read More
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lilxsin:
Hahahaha, That was funny! Happy belated B-Day!!!
I hope had a great one!
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I hope had a great one!
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verifythis:
Happy Belated!!!! I have been quite busy with work and school, so I haven't had too much time for SG lately. And my internet connection has been really weird too! I am glad that I peed that bullet out. *wipes brow* *is relieved* Hope you have a nice day.
xo sarah
Hope you have a nice day.
xo sarah
I smell Hey Now SG Community how you doing out there ? All is WELL I'm Happy To Report in the Land Of O ...BUT THE FUCKING SNOW IS STILL HERE! Anyways todays headline news ..He Ain't No Sherlock But He's My Buddy ...
The O Man and Abbadon were camping in the desert. They set up their tent and fell asleep. Some hours later,...
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Hey Now SG Community how you doing out there ? All is WELL I'm Happy To Report in the Land Of O ...BUT THE FUCKING SNOW IS STILL HERE! Anyways todays headline news ..He Ain't No Sherlock But He's My Buddy ...
The O Man and Abbadon were camping in the desert. They set up their tent and fell asleep. Some hours later,... Read More
maelwys:
Ah, I do like the classic ones and that is. I like reading these sort of entries at work. Anything that keeps me smiling at work has to be good, cheers!
The movie was just as good as I remembered. Got chinese in the end, its only a few doors down the road which is important after drinking a lot. For tonights movie I'll be watching the equally deranged I Brought A Vampire Motorcycle I love trashy cheesy films.
The movie was just as good as I remembered. Got chinese in the end, its only a few doors down the road which is important after drinking a lot. For tonights movie I'll be watching the equally deranged I Brought A Vampire Motorcycle
I love trashy cheesy films.Good Morning My Fellow SG I'm in a funny mood this morning and your all welcome to get funny with me so if your down & out OR having a bad day let me help you smile.
The next time you're having a bad day, imagine this:
You're a Siamese twin.
Your brother, attached at your shoulder, is gay.
You're not.
He has a date...
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I'm in a funny mood this morning and your all welcome to get funny with me so if your down & out OR having a bad day let me help you smile.
The next time you're having a bad day, imagine this:
You're a Siamese twin.
Your brother, attached at your shoulder, is gay.
You're not.
He has a date...
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lilxsin:
Happy Valentines Day!!
dg:
Haha.
Imagine if you had the ass for the day, so he took it in the mouth.
But it upset your stomach - and you puked it all back.
Imagine if you had the ass for the day, so he took it in the mouth.
But it upset your stomach - and you puked it all back.
Roses are Red and Violets are Blue The O Man's Cock gets HARD thinking of you Ah...Valentine's Day Rhyme's For The One You Love O Man Style ^_^
Love may be beautiful, love may be bliss but I only slept with you because I was pissed.
Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you. But the roses are wilting, the...
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Ah...Valentine's Day Rhyme's For The One You Love O Man Style ^_^
Love may be beautiful, love may be bliss but I only slept with you because I was pissed.
Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you. But the roses are wilting, the...
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Every 14th of February you get the chance
to display your fondness for your wife or
girlfriend by showering her with gifts, flowers,
dinner, shows and any other baubles that
women find romantic.
Secret...guys feel left out. That's right...left out.
There's no special holiday for the ladies to show
their appreciation for the men in their life. Men
as a whole are either too proud...
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to display your fondness for your wife or
girlfriend by showering her with gifts, flowers,
dinner, shows and any other baubles that
women find romantic.
Secret...guys feel left out. That's right...left out.
There's no special holiday for the ladies to show
their appreciation for the men in their life. Men
as a whole are either too proud...
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kickstand:
you are a trip
captain_deez:
I have a new favorite holiday. You should get the Nobel Peace Prize for that idea. This very well could bring peace to the world. Cheers O-Man!! A round of Guinness on me!
-Deezwiezenheimer
-Deezwiezenheimer
Some people try to turn back their odometers of life. Not me, I want people to know "why" I look this way. I've traveled a long way and some of the roads weren't paved.
lilxsin:
So how are you doing? how is the wife and kids, lol jk how is your gf? I hope everything is good wit ya!
talk to you later, Have a good one!
buh bye's
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talk to you later, Have a good one!
buh bye's
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Cheers!!!Welcome back!
-deez-