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Tuesday Apr 22, 2003

Apr 22, 2003
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Top of the Morning to ya my fellow SG's smile Hope all is well with all of you! tongue Here is a little sunshine to brighten your day tongue There was GoatsGoToHell sitting in a bar, drinking his beer and minding his own business when all of a sudden this great big dude named McQueen comes in and - WHACK!! - knocks him off the bar stool and onto the floor.
Then big dude McQueen says, "That was a karate chop from Korea."

GoatsGoToHell thinks "GEEZ," but he gets back up on the stool and starts drinking again when all of a sudden - WHACK!! -- big dude McQueen knocks him down AGAIN! This time dude McQueen says, "That was a judo chop from Japan."

So GoatsGoToHell has had enough of this... He gets up, brushes himself off and quietly leaves.GoatsGoToHell is gone for an hour or
so and walks back into the bar. Without saying a word, GoatsGoToHell walks up behind the big dude named McQueen and - WHAM!!!" - knocks the stinking snot out of big dude McQueen!! {I did not know it was possible*lol*} Oh yea... Big dude McQueen flew off his stool, knocking him out cold!!!

Then GoatsGoToHell looks at the Abbadon The Bartender and says, "When he wakes up, tell him that was a crowbar from Sears. Yee Haw ^_^
wink Ciao For Now love Paulie O biggrin I'm all Peachy kiss kiss kiss
tib0r:
mmm i'm peachy too. *blush* STUDMUFFIN!!! kiss
Apr 23, 2003
maelwys:
Wahey! A bartender will do me nicely thanks, although its best not to give a monkey keys to a banana plantion wink

Things so far are good, thanks smile I'll know more in a week or two
Apr 23, 2003

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