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Tuesday Aug 06, 2002

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The most unfair thing about life is the way it ends. Life is tough. It takes up a lot of your time. And then you die. What's that? A bonus? Think the life-cycle is all backwards.

You should die first and get it all over with.
Then you live in an old age home.
You get kicked out when you're too young.
You get a gold watch.
You go to work.
You work forty years until you're young enough to enjoy your retirement.
You do drugs, alcohol and party.
You get ready for high school.
You go to grade school and become a kid.
You play. You have no responsibilities.
You become a little baby & go back into the womb.
You spend your last nine months floating...
Then, you finish off as an orgasm...
ooh i wish that could be true!
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George Carlin is a BAD ASS!
Aug 6, 2002
the_o_man:
George Carlin is an American BAD ASS!
Aug 6, 2002

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