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Tuesday Mar 11, 2003

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How you doing out there ? Hope all is well with all of you! oink Well for today's breaking story surreal eeek ...LiLxSiN was a bit of a demon in her wheelchair, and loved to charge
around the nursing home, taking corners on one wheel and getting up
to maximum speed on the long corridors.

Because LiLxSiN was one sandwich short of a picnic, the other residents tolerated her, and some of the SG's actually joined in.

One day LiLxSiN was speeding up one corridor when a door opened and
Good ol' McQueen stepped out with his arm outstretched. "STOP!", he
shouted in a firm voice.

"Have you got a license for that thing?"

LiLxSiN fished around in her handbag and pulled out a Kit Kat wrapper
and held it up to him.

"OK" McQueen said, and away LiLxSiN sped down the hall.

As LiLxSiN took the corner near the TV lounge on one wheel, DeezWiseOne popped
out in front of her and shouted, "STOP! Have you got proof of insurance?"

Once again LiLxSiN dug into her handbag, pulled out a drink coaster and held
it up to him.

DeezWiseOne nodded and said, "Carry on ma'am".

As LiLxSiN neared the final corridor before the front door, Crazy GoatsGoToHell
stepped out in front of her, stark naked, holding his penis in his hand.

"Oh, God," said LiLxSiN, "Not the breathalyzer again"

tongue wink Ciao For Now love Paulie O kiss
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