The Amazing Goat {GoatsGoToHell}
It was opening night at Paulie O's PlayHouse and The Amazing Goat was topping the bill. Hundreds of people came from miles around to see the famed hypnotist do his stuff. As GoatsGoToHell took to the stage, he announced, "Unlike most stage hypnotists who invite two or three people up onto the stage to be put into a trance, I intend to hypnotize each and every member of this audience."
The excitement was almost electric as GoatsGoToHell withdrew a beautiful antique pocket watch from his coat.
"I want you each to keep your eye on this antique watch. It's a very special watch. It's been in my family for six generations." He began to swing the watch gently back and forth while quietly chanting, "Watch the watch, watch the watch, watch the watch..." The entire SG Community became mesmerized as the watch swayed back and forth, light gleaming off its polished surface.
Hundreds of pairs of eyes followed the swaying watch, until suddenly it slipped from Goat'sGoToHell fingers and fell to the floor, breaking into a hundred pieces.
"Shit!" exclaimed Goat'sGoToHell.
It took three weeks for Haz-Mat to clean up the theater.
Ciao For Now 
Paulie O 
It was opening night at Paulie O's PlayHouse and The Amazing Goat was topping the bill. Hundreds of people came from miles around to see the famed hypnotist do his stuff. As GoatsGoToHell took to the stage, he announced, "Unlike most stage hypnotists who invite two or three people up onto the stage to be put into a trance, I intend to hypnotize each and every member of this audience."
The excitement was almost electric as GoatsGoToHell withdrew a beautiful antique pocket watch from his coat.
"I want you each to keep your eye on this antique watch. It's a very special watch. It's been in my family for six generations." He began to swing the watch gently back and forth while quietly chanting, "Watch the watch, watch the watch, watch the watch..." The entire SG Community became mesmerized as the watch swayed back and forth, light gleaming off its polished surface.
Hundreds of pairs of eyes followed the swaying watch, until suddenly it slipped from Goat'sGoToHell fingers and fell to the floor, breaking into a hundred pieces.
"Shit!" exclaimed Goat'sGoToHell.
It took three weeks for Haz-Mat to clean up the theater.
Ciao For Now Paulie O
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