Login
Forgot Password?

OR

Login with Google Login with Twitter Login with Facebook
  • Join
  • Profiles
  • Groups
  • SuicideGirls
  • Photos
  • Videos
  • Shop
Vital Stats

the_o_man

Oman

Member Since 2002

Followers 10 Following 10

  • Everything
  • Photos
  • Video
  • Blogs
  • Groups
  • From Others

Wednesday Feb 26, 2003

Feb 26, 2003
0
  • Facebook
  • Tweet
  • Email
Subject: Bullets


A pregnant xLilxSINx with triplets was walking down the street when a masked robber runs out of a bank and shoots her three times in the stomach.

shocked eeek frown Luckily the babies are OK. The surgeon decides to leave the bullets in
because it's too risky to operate. She gave birth to two healthy daughters and a healthy son.

smile love biggrin kiss *yay* All was fine for 16 years, and then her daughter Wreernt walked into the room in tears. "What's wrong?" asks xLilxSINx. "I was taking a pee and this bullet came out" replied Wreernt.
xLilxSINx tells her it's okay and explains what happened 16 years ago.About a week later the second daughter Freyja walked into the room in tears. "Mom, I was taking a pee and this bullet came out." Again xLilxSINx tells her not to worry and explained what happened 16 years ago.

A week later her son Abbadon walked into the room in tears.
"It's okay" says xLilxSINx , "I know what happened....you were taking a pee
and a bullet came out." "No," says Abbadon, "I was playing with myself and I shot the dog!!

tongue biggrin surreal Ciao For Now Ya'll love Paulie O kiss
VIEW 8 of 8 COMMENTS
lilxsin:
Hahahaha, That was funny! Happy belated B-Day!!!
I hope had a great one! smile
\m/\m/
miao!!
Feb 27, 2003
verifythis:
Happy Belated!!!! I have been quite busy with work and school, so I haven't had too much time for SG lately. And my internet connection has been really weird too! I am glad that I peed that bullet out. *wipes brow* *is relieved* tongue Hope you have a nice day.

xo sarah
Mar 1, 2003

More Blogs

  • 11.03.02
    10

    Monday Nov 04, 2002

    Hmmm...Love , Love ,Love makes a person prettier more handsome ? I do…
  • 10.31.02
    4

    Thursday Oct 31, 2002

    A night of passion! Caught... They were alone in the house. It wa…
  • 10.30.02
    0

    Wednesday Oct 30, 2002

    A night of passion! Caught... They were alone in the house. It wa…
  • 10.30.02
    4

    Wednesday Oct 30, 2002

    I must say ...I have NOT felt this HAPPY in such a long time! It's …
  • 10.25.02
    5

    Friday Oct 25, 2002

    Here it goes: People come into your life for a reason, a season, or …
  • 10.24.02
    6

    Thursday Oct 24, 2002

    Top of the Morning ,Afternoon or evening depending on where your livi…
  • 10.21.02
    6

    Monday Oct 21, 2002

    My heart is always happy When I truthfully can say That by the grac…
  • 10.19.02
    3

    Saturday Oct 19, 2002

    I had a very frustrating week. I went out after work for some RR afte…
  • 10.16.02
    5

    Wednesday Oct 16, 2002

    I had the MOST FUCKING FRUSTRATING DAY TODAY AND TO TOP IT OFF I PLAY…
  • 10.15.02
    0

    Tuesday Oct 15, 2002

    Q: What were the first words Adam said to Eve? A: "Stand back, I don'…

We at SuicideGirls have been celebrating alternative pin-up girls for:

23
years
9
months
20
days
  • 5,509,826 fans
  • 41,393 fans
  • 10,327,617 followers
  • 4,593 SuicideGirls
  • 1,118,250 followers
  • 14,928,447 photos
  • 321,315 followers
  • 61,412,315 comments
  • Join
  • Profiles
  • Groups
  • Photos
  • Videos
  • Shop
  • Help
  • About
  • Press
  • LIVE

Legal/Tos | DMCA | Privacy Policy | 18 U.S.C. 2257 Record-Keeping Requirements Compliance Statement | Contact Us | Vendo Payment Support
©SuicideGirls 2001-2025

Press enter to search
Fast Hi-res

Click here to join & see it all...

Crop your photo