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Wednesday Feb 26, 2003

Feb 26, 2003
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Subject: Bullets


A pregnant xLilxSINx with triplets was walking down the street when a masked robber runs out of a bank and shoots her three times in the stomach.

shocked eeek frown Luckily the babies are OK. The surgeon decides to leave the bullets in
because it's too risky to operate. She gave birth to two healthy daughters and a healthy son.

smile love biggrin kiss *yay* All was fine for 16 years, and then her daughter Wreernt walked into the room in tears. "What's wrong?" asks xLilxSINx. "I was taking a pee and this bullet came out" replied Wreernt.
xLilxSINx tells her it's okay and explains what happened 16 years ago.About a week later the second daughter Freyja walked into the room in tears. "Mom, I was taking a pee and this bullet came out." Again xLilxSINx tells her not to worry and explained what happened 16 years ago.

A week later her son Abbadon walked into the room in tears.
"It's okay" says xLilxSINx , "I know what happened....you were taking a pee
and a bullet came out." "No," says Abbadon, "I was playing with myself and I shot the dog!!

tongue biggrin surreal Ciao For Now Ya'll love Paulie O kiss
VIEW 8 of 8 COMMENTS
lilxsin:
Hahahaha, That was funny! Happy belated B-Day!!!
I hope had a great one! smile
\m/\m/
miao!!
Feb 27, 2003
verifythis:
Happy Belated!!!! I have been quite busy with work and school, so I haven't had too much time for SG lately. And my internet connection has been really weird too! I am glad that I peed that bullet out. *wipes brow* *is relieved* tongue Hope you have a nice day.

xo sarah
Mar 1, 2003

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