the_o_man

Subject: Bullets


A pregnant xLilxSINx with triplets was walking down the street when a masked robber runs out of a bank and shoots her three times in the stomach.

Luckily the babies are OK. The surgeon decides to leave the bullets in
because it's too risky to operate. She gave birth to two healthy daughters and a healthy son.

*yay* All was fine for 16 years, and then her daughter Wreernt walked into the room in tears. "What's wrong?" asks xLilxSINx. "I was taking a pee and this bullet came out" replied Wreernt.
xLilxSINx tells her it's okay and explains what happened 16 years ago.About a week later the second daughter Freyja walked into the room in tears. "Mom, I was taking a pee and this bullet came out." Again xLilxSINx tells her not to worry and explained what happened 16 years ago.

A week later her son Abbadon walked into the room in tears.
"It's okay" says xLilxSINx , "I know what happened....you were taking a pee
and a bullet came out." "No," says Abbadon, "I was playing with myself and I shot the dog!!

Ciao For Now Ya'll Paulie O