the_o_man

Every 14th of February you get the chance
to display your fondness for your wife or
girlfriend by showering her with gifts, flowers,
dinner, shows and any other baubles that
women find romantic.

Secret...guys feel left out. That's right...left out.
There's no special holiday for the ladies to show
their appreciation for the men in their life. Men
as a whole are either too proud or just too
embarrassed to admit it. Which is why a new
holiday has been created.

March 20th is now officially "Steak & Blow job Day."

Simple, effective and self-explanatory...this
holiday has been created so your ladies can
have a day to show your man just how much
you love him. No cards, no flowers, no special
nights on the town-the name of the holiday
explains it all...just a steak and a BJ. That's it.
This twin pairing of Valentine's Day and! Steak
& Blow job Day will usher in a new age of love
as men everywhere will try THAT much harder
in February to ensure a more memorable March!
It's like a perpetual love machine.The word is
already spreading, but as with any new idea, it
needs a little push to start the ball rolling. So
spread the word, and help bring love and peace
to this crazy world! Ciao For Now Paulie O