the_o_man

Goat'sGoToHell AND Abbadon are driving through New York when they get pulled over by a State Trooper. The cop walks up and taps on the window with his nightstick.
GoatsGoToHell rolls down the window and WHACK, the cop smacks him in the head with the stick. GoatPac asks, "What the hell was that for?"
The cop answers, "You're in New York son. When we pull you over, you better have your license ready when we get to your car."
GoatsGoToHell says, "I'm sorry, Officer, I'm not from around here."
The cop runs a check on GoatsGoToHell license, and he's clean. He gives GoatPac his license back, walks around to the passenger side, and taps on the window.

Then politely Abbadon rolls down the window and WHACK, the cop smacks him on the head with the nightstick.

Abbadon asks, "What'd you do that for ya bloody bugger?"

The cop says, "Just making your wish come true."

Abbadon asks, "Making what wish come true?"

The cop says, "I know that two miles down the road you're gonna say to GoatsGoToHell, 'I wish that asshole would've tried that shit with me!'"

Ciao For Now Lads Paulie O