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Friday Dec 13, 2002

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HOW TO MAKE LOVE

Ingredients:
4 Laughing eyes
4 Well-shaped legs
4 Loving arms
2 Firm milk containers
2 Nuts
1 Fur-lined mixing bowl
1 Firm banana

Directions: 1. Look into laughing eyes.
2. Spread well-shaped legs with loving arms.
3. Squeeze and massage milk containers very gently. . 4.Gently add firm banana to mixing bowl, working in and out until wellcreamed. For best results. Continue to knead milk containers.
5. As heat rises, plunge banana deep into mixing bowl and cover with nuts, leave to soak (preferably NOT overnight). 6. The cake is done when banana is soft. If banana does not soften, repeat steps 3-5 or change mixing bowls.

Notes:
1. If you are in an unfamiliar kitchen, wash utensils carefully before and after use.
2. Do not lick mixing bowl after use.
3. If cake rises, leave town. Any questions ? Need Help? Feel free to ask the expert... ^ _ ^ The OMan Ciao For Now Everyone and Have A Great Weekend! *cheers* tongue kiss biggrin p.s.Hey everyone drop bye Faith's journal and send her some BIG HUGS!
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emily:
smile
Dec 16, 2002
goatsgotohell:
Hey Paulie... just thought I'd direct you to this.. wink

I've heard that one before a long time ago.

http://www.justriddlesandmore.com/gry.html
Dec 16, 2002

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