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Monday Dec 09, 2002

Dec 9, 2002
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Dear Friends Of The Lovely SG Community,

I have been watching you very closely to see if you
have been good this year (and since you have) I will
be telling my elves to make some goodies for me to
leave under your tree at Christmas. I was going to
bring you all gifts from the 12 days of Christmas, but
we had a little problem! The 12 fiddlers fiddling have
all come down with VD from fiddling with the 10 ladies
dancing, the 11 lords a leaping have knocked up the 8
maids a-milking, and the 9 pipers piping have been
arrested for doing weird things to the 7 swans
a-swimming. The 6 geese a-laying, 4 calling birds, 3
French hens, 2 Turtle doves and the partridge in a
pear tree have me up to my sled runners in bird shit.
On top of all this Mrs. Claus is going through
menopause, 8 of my reindeer are in heat, the elves
have joined the gay liberation, and some people who
can't read a calendar have scheduled Christmas for the
5th of January!!!! Maybe next year I will be able to
get my shit together and bring you the things you
want. This year I suggest you get your asses down to
Walmart before everything is gone!


Sincerely,
Paulie O

love You All kiss
VIEW 5 of 5 COMMENTS
tara81:
yippeeee!!


didn't buy anything either!
Dec 9, 2002
maelwys:
Thats brilliant mate! I want to email it to my friends now, it'd make a change from all the obscene jokes.

I dont mind it being cold, but I'd be happier if it snowed. Hardly get that much snow in the south of England til January and not much then either. I'm readjusting to the cold again, takes my body thermostat a couple of days.
Dec 9, 2002

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