Hello Ya'll here is a Lil joke to brighten your Saturday Night....A few minutes before the services started, the townspeople were sitting in their pews and talking.
Suddenly, Satan appeared at the front of the church. Everyone started screaming and running for the front entrance, trampling each other in a
frantic effort to get away from evil incarnate.
Soon everyone had exited the church except for one elderly gentleman who sat calmly in his pew without moving, seeming oblivious to the fact that God's ultimate enemy was in his presence.
So Satan walked up to the old man and said "Don't you know who I am?"
The man replied, "Yep, sure do."
"Aren't you afraid of me?" Satan asked.
"Nope, sure am not." said the man.
"Don't you realize I can kill you with a word?" asked Satan.
"Don't doubt it for a minute," returned the old man, in an even tone.
"Did you know that I could cause you profound, horrifying, AGONY for all
eternity?" persisted Satan.
"Yep," was the calm reply.
"And you're still not afraid?" asked Satan.
"Nope," said the old man.
More than a little perturbed, Satan asked, "Well, why aren't you afraid of me?"
The man calmly replied, "Been married to your sister for 48 years! " ^_^ Hope that made someone smile! Ciao For Now Folks ...Paulie O
Suddenly, Satan appeared at the front of the church. Everyone started screaming and running for the front entrance, trampling each other in a
frantic effort to get away from evil incarnate.
Soon everyone had exited the church except for one elderly gentleman who sat calmly in his pew without moving, seeming oblivious to the fact that God's ultimate enemy was in his presence.
So Satan walked up to the old man and said "Don't you know who I am?"
The man replied, "Yep, sure do."
"Aren't you afraid of me?" Satan asked.
"Nope, sure am not." said the man.
"Don't you realize I can kill you with a word?" asked Satan.
"Don't doubt it for a minute," returned the old man, in an even tone.
"Did you know that I could cause you profound, horrifying, AGONY for all
eternity?" persisted Satan.
"Yep," was the calm reply.
"And you're still not afraid?" asked Satan.
"Nope," said the old man.
More than a little perturbed, Satan asked, "Well, why aren't you afraid of me?"
The man calmly replied, "Been married to your sister for 48 years! " ^_^ Hope that made someone smile! Ciao For Now Folks ...Paulie O
I just read what you wrote in response to my dream & you are so right. I think the dream had alot to do with the way that I feel about the state of the entire world right now. in another part of that dream I saw people running for thier lives & leaving thier children behind to fend for themselves & I was trying to collect the kids & act as if everything was fine,telling them that they should not cry or worry because death is nothing to be afraid of, just another phase of the soul. so much going on in my personal life fits the discription that you offer. because I homeschool my daughter I try to be as honest as possible when she asks me anything but with death & destruction it is hard to verbalize how I feel without being too scary. I wish that I could trust the worst is behind us, but something tells me it isn't.
thank you for taking the time to think of me, such kindness & selflessness is so rare. I really like you Paulie O.