Top Of The Morning To Ya SG Family ^_^ After countless weeks of studies and hands on experience Surgeon General O Man has come to this conclusion about Beer & Natural Selection...
A herd of buffalo can move only as fast as the slowest buffalo. When the herd is hunted, it is the slowest and weakest ones, at the back of the pack, that are killed first.
As noted by Darwin, this natural selection is good for the herd as a whole, because the general speed and health of the whole group keeps improving by the regular culling of the weakest members.
In much the same way, the human brain can only operate as fast as the slowest brain cells. Excessive intake of alcohol, as we all know, kills off brain cells, but, through Darwin's Theory of Natural Selection, the alcohol attacks the slowest and weakest brain cells first.
Therefore, through the regular consumption of beer, all of these weaker brain cells will be eliminated, making the brain a much faster and more efficient machine. A six-pack each and every day will positively keep you at your intellectual peak.
The only drawback is that because your brain is functioning at such a high rate of speed, your speech may not be able to keep up -- thereby causing a slurring sound... Woo Hoo *_*
A herd of buffalo can move only as fast as the slowest buffalo. When the herd is hunted, it is the slowest and weakest ones, at the back of the pack, that are killed first.
As noted by Darwin, this natural selection is good for the herd as a whole, because the general speed and health of the whole group keeps improving by the regular culling of the weakest members.
In much the same way, the human brain can only operate as fast as the slowest brain cells. Excessive intake of alcohol, as we all know, kills off brain cells, but, through Darwin's Theory of Natural Selection, the alcohol attacks the slowest and weakest brain cells first.
Therefore, through the regular consumption of beer, all of these weaker brain cells will be eliminated, making the brain a much faster and more efficient machine. A six-pack each and every day will positively keep you at your intellectual peak.
The only drawback is that because your brain is functioning at such a high rate of speed, your speech may not be able to keep up -- thereby causing a slurring sound... Woo Hoo *_*
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