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I smell miao!! tongue Hey Now SG Community how you doing out there ? All is WELL I'm Happy To Report in the Land Of O ...BUT THE FUCKING SNOW IS STILL HERE! Anyways todays headline news ..He Ain't No Sherlock But He's My Buddy ...


kiss The O Man and Abbadon were camping in the desert. They set up their tent and fell asleep. Some hours later,...
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maelwys:
Ah, I do like the classic ones and that is. I like reading these sort of entries at work. Anything that keeps me smiling at work has to be good, cheers! smile

The movie was just as good as I remembered. Got chinese in the end, its only a few doors down the road which is important after drinking a lot. For tonights movie I'll be watching the equally deranged I Brought A Vampire Motorcycle biggrin I love trashy cheesy films.
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Good Morning My Fellow SG surreal I'm in a funny mood this morning and your all welcome to get funny with me so if your down & out OR having a bad day let me help you smile.

The next time you're having a bad day, imagine this:
You're a Siamese twin.
Your brother, attached at your shoulder, is gay.
You're not.
He has a date...
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lilxsin:
Happy Valentines Day!!
dg:
Haha.

Imagine if you had the ass for the day, so he took it in the mouth.

But it upset your stomach - and you puked it all back.
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Roses are Red and Violets are Blue The O Man's Cock gets HARD thinking of you tongue eeek surreal biggrin love kiss smile oink wink Ah...Valentine's Day Rhyme's For The One You Love O Man Style ^_^

Love may be beautiful, love may be bliss but I only slept with you because I was pissed.

Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you. But the roses are wilting, the...
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Every 14th of February you get the chance
to display your fondness for your wife or
girlfriend by showering her with gifts, flowers,
dinner, shows and any other baubles that
women find romantic.

Secret...guys feel left out. That's right...left out.
There's no special holiday for the ladies to show
their appreciation for the men in their life. Men
as a whole are either too proud...
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kickstand:
you are a trip smile
captain_deez:
I have a new favorite holiday. You should get the Nobel Peace Prize for that idea. This very well could bring peace to the world. Cheers O-Man!! A round of Guinness on me!

-Deezwiezenheimer
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Some people try to turn back their odometers of life. Not me, I want people to know "why" I look this way. I've traveled a long way and some of the roads weren't paved.

lilxsin:
So how are you doing? how is the wife and kids, lol jk how is your gf? I hope everything is good wit ya!
talk to you later, Have a good one!
buh bye's
\m/\m/
miao!!
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*yay* My favorite Sunday of 'em all! Let the feast begin tongue Hope all is well with all of you biggrin Ciao For Now love Paulie O
maelwys:
Party time?

Have fun
lilxsin:
Did the team you want win? I wanted tb to win and they did YAY! And I don't even like football. My dad was all mad b/c the jets didn't make it, You know my dad -n- The Jets... LoL
Have a good one!! smile
\m/\m/
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I'm in a love mood... To me, romance is about supporting each other -- cooking a nice meal for your beloved, laughing at her corny jokes, or pretending to like her crazy relatives.I like flowers and chocolates just fine, but would prefer hand-picked posies to an expensive florist's bouquet, and homemade cookies to anything at the Godiva shop. It's the same with anniversaries or romantic getaways:...
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maelwys:
good on yer, nice to hear your cheery smile
lilxsin:
Awww That's Good, I'm glad! You 2 make a really good couple. How you been? Anything new wit ya? I haven't herd from you in a while.
Have A Good Weekend.... smile
Buh Bye'ss
\m/\m/
LiLxSiN
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Hello again it's been awhile since i typed a thing. My life lately has been nothing more than a series of low blows knocking me farther & farther away from the surface. The MRI of my left shoulder stated that it needs repair and could possibly disable my career.That would make 3 surgeries on the same body part in 4 years. My job of 14...
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maelwys:
Hey boss, sorry to hear youre having a bad run of luck. I hope it all picks up again for you, take care of yourself and hang in there.
maelwys:
Cheers boss, had a good time both nights even if I did get called into work today and feel half-dead, it was worth it!
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Happy New Year To You All love Paulie O tongue
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maelwys:
Inflatables? What are you saying? My Ingrid Swedish Maid Doll is'nt suitable as either a boat or a canoe! biggrin
rogueboy:
O Man, I hope this doesn't upset or bother you in the slightest, but I am leaving SG. No specific reason (and especially not you; you've been good to me from the start), just finally decided to move on; I hadn't been participating much anyway.

I wish you luck in the future.
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A totally drunk Abbadon staggers into a Catholic Church, enters a confessional booth, sits down but says nothing. The Priest coughs a few times to get his attention but Abbadon just sits there.

Finaly, the Priest pounds three times on the wall.

Then Abbadon mumbles, "ain't no use knockin, there's no paper on this side either".
shocked tongue biggrin smile Happy Holidays To You All love Paulie O kiss
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maelwys:
Hey! that was only the once in Edgware and I was very drunk smile I used his spare cassock in the end!

How was your holiday then? mine was pretty good in the end
maelwys:
Have a great new year!
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Goat'sGoToHell AND Abbadon are driving through New York when they get pulled over by a State Trooper. The cop walks up and taps on the window with his nightstick.
GoatsGoToHell rolls down the window and WHACK, the cop smacks him in the head with the stick. GoatPac asks, "What the hell was that for?"
The cop answers, "You're in New York son. When we pull...
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fred:
Yo Paulie take it easy out there in Brooklyn this Christmas, Happy New Year too! wink
maelwys:
Have a good one matey smile
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A well turned phrase...

Jason took a girl named Sarah out on their first date. When they pulled off into a secluded area, Sarah said, "My mother told me to just say no to everything."

"Well," Jason said, "do you mind if I put my arm around you?"

"No," Sarah replied.

"Do you mind if I put my other hand on your knee?"

"N-n-no," the...
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maelwys:
biggrin now thats a good one!
fred:

I think that's the power of positive thinking or something.
hehe