Finally, a day off. With any luck I'll be able to spend it just watching Lady Vengeance or reading old X-Men comics on the crapper. That is of course, dependant on Royal Mail and their competance.
Today I worked out that I've been learning to drive for just over a year. Its bad that I've failed my test 4 times but it sounds a hell...
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Today I worked out that I've been learning to drive for just over a year. Its bad that I've failed my test 4 times but it sounds a hell...
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God has sent me a stark reminder that I should never exert myself physically in any way.
For some reason on saturday night I had to run home from work because I was in a hurry, so imagine a 6ft 3" lanky nerd in a pair of Etnies Locuts and a Strung Out hoodie running across a high street and 3/4 of a mile home....
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For some reason on saturday night I had to run home from work because I was in a hurry, so imagine a 6ft 3" lanky nerd in a pair of Etnies Locuts and a Strung Out hoodie running across a high street and 3/4 of a mile home....
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huw:
Are you not on MSN?
The game was good and I paid my respects to a legend
Imagine how you'd feel if Harry Knowles went to an inferior and less bitter nerd site and you'll have some idea of how i feel
I also got to see a mouthy twat in a beret ejected from the ground by the police, with the entire east stand waving him off and laughing
The game was good and I paid my respects to a legend
Imagine how you'd feel if Harry Knowles went to an inferior and less bitter nerd site and you'll have some idea of how i feel
I also got to see a mouthy twat in a beret ejected from the ground by the police, with the entire east stand waving him off and laughing
huw:
I bet you run like a girl anyway
Well it seems I'm the only person in the world who doesnt cream their pants whenever that fucking Gnarls Barkley song gets played somewhere.
Have I missed a meeting?
Have I missed a meeting?
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signalnoise:
woot! you too love josie & the pussycats!
mark_plus_beer:
Unfortunatly i have heard that song due to a friend , who buys these songs now ? i blame the chav's , but thats always my exscue these days.
And you gotta check out Lost , it is one of those programmes where you watch one then two then realise you've been suckered in
And you gotta check out Lost , it is one of those programmes where you watch one then two then realise you've been suckered in
Jesus, the NHL playoffs are kicking my ass. Normally I only really bother watching Sharks games on TV, despite shelling out 12 a month for NASN. For some reason though, since its the playoffs I have this need to sit up until 6am watching the games live.
Then i wind up sleeping until 3pm and feel really guilty when I wake up. My only day...
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Then i wind up sleeping until 3pm and feel really guilty when I wake up. My only day...
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huw:
Sorry what was that....I fell into a coma 3 words in.
thequestion:
The worrying thing is that I'm already well into the daydream stage and there are a lot of hammers at work
I sometimes think about getting fit, then I think about all the better things to do with my time like watching DVDs in my underpants.
I sometimes think about getting fit, then I think about all the better things to do with my time like watching DVDs in my underpants.
Once again I've found myself enraged by shitty reality TV. Channel 4's "Beauty And The Geek" rounds up a bunch of sluts from the world of stripping, page 3 and best of all a "boxing ring girl" and pairs them off with some "geeks"
I think what gets me is that they show these shallow whores as being some bastion of wonder with their haircare...
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I think what gets me is that they show these shallow whores as being some bastion of wonder with their haircare...
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mark_plus_beer:
Yeah , get a crate of beer in , drink a couple then put on the Aristocrats then laugh and drink lots more. Thats a good night.
the_happy_pig:
Yeah, thanks for that... I think.
*shakes fist*
Bloody kids!!!
*shakes fist*
Bloody kids!!!
Anybody know a good lawyer? Today i bought Guitar Hero because it FINALLY got released here and now I think i have carpal tunnel.
Awesome game...but it hurts to play
Awesome game...but it hurts to play
Damn you Eli Roth, making me feel all grubby and dirty. Hostel is a good film but you'll probably wanna shower straight after - its really quite gross. 
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the_happy_pig:
No, but you have a little balloon thingy by your name. It's next to your date of birth in your profile too.
But I believe in the hook up page there's a page of todays birthday people.
I trust it went well?
But I believe in the hook up page there's a page of todays birthday people.
I trust it went well?
the_happy_pig:
Yep, I know what you mean there. It's mine towards the end of the month, and the family better cough up.
Where in North Wales are you? My ancestral home is up there apparently.
Where in North Wales are you? My ancestral home is up there apparently.
4.657% of 5200 is NOT 100.
Either my bastard employers are trying to fuck me again or I need to burst into the office and throw them a fucking calculator.
Either my bastard employers are trying to fuck me again or I need to burst into the office and throw them a fucking calculator.
huw:
Oh so they did shaft you then
The highlight of today's shift was crawling around underneath a counter. It was sorta like that bit in Alien when Dallas is crawling around the airvents.
Except i didnt have a flamethrower, just a phone and the guidance of a tech support guy from Camelot
Except i didnt have a flamethrower, just a phone and the guidance of a tech support guy from Camelot
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ellizza:
dark and scary?!! deary me. u should have been supplied with a torch and any other necessary safety equipment i think- complain!!!
huw:
Yeh it was those two, we walked into the lounge and she was lapdancing for Gaz, growler out and all
Things got a bit hairy at the end and thought the may have been fightin but my charm won out.
Elen seems fine today thankfully, I think I told her she was bein a knob
Things got a bit hairy at the end and thought the may have been fightin but my charm won out.
Elen seems fine today thankfully, I think I told her she was bein a knob
God I love Barry Scott.
For anybody who doesnt know, Barry Scott is like those guys you see at markets selling cleaning products and demonstrating their awesome power on an eerily detached car bonnet. The only difference with Mr.Scott is that he has incriminating photos of the managing director of Reckitt Benckiser (thank you Google) which has resulted in him getting a gig on TV....
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For anybody who doesnt know, Barry Scott is like those guys you see at markets selling cleaning products and demonstrating their awesome power on an eerily detached car bonnet. The only difference with Mr.Scott is that he has incriminating photos of the managing director of Reckitt Benckiser (thank you Google) which has resulted in him getting a gig on TV....
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huw:
In the style of Barry Scott
"COME TO MY HOUSE ON FRIDAY!!!"
"COME TO MY HOUSE ON FRIDAY!!!"
huw:
I dunno mate apparently we've hit moving cars with it before now 
I'm crap i've only just got around to buying the Firefly dvd set , i watched Serenity 4 months ago and loved it.
Thanks for taking off my no.