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Thankfully now, the horrible burns seem to be healing pretty quickly. Its still annoying that for the past 2 days I've been getting stared at by people as if I have some kind of fucking birth defect though.

I've also learned recently that I feel much better, and a hell of a lot happier if I get out of bed really early in the morning....
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My hopes are generally very easy to raise. Its also even easier to dash them.

Earlier today I was looking around the internet and saw a posting for a job. Graduate position, easy to get to, a decent wage of about 19k to start off and they said something about a company car too.

Thats fucking awesome, I thought....until i saw who the listing was...
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Goddam TV shows ending a season with a cliffhanger.

"You liked that, didnt you monkey boy. Oh you'll see what happens next....but not for 7 months. Mwa ha ha ha ha!"

Fuckers

That said, its not nearly as annoying as the fucking Frosties adverts I've been subjected to over the past few days. I need to mute that shit every time i see it; mostly...
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I am a giant pussy.

Today in work I served a girl who judging by her clothes and piercings had at least a passing interest in decent music and film. Obviously thats a bit of a generalisation but I made it. Girls like this around where I live are more rare than a sober Irishman. So what did I say to her?

Absolutely nothing.

I...
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Another weekend with the place to myself.

Hopefully this one should be a lot less annoying than last week because I've got piles of tasty junk food and plenty of things to entertain myself with.

I might well spend 2 days playing Hitman, listening to some David Cross standup, eating Pringles and drinking Tizer like the lazy fuck I am. If only i didnt have...
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So, I have the place to myself this weekend.

In days of yore that would mean I could have sex without worrying about the noise, but thats much less of a concern lately. Instead I find that I do all the same shit I do when there's people around - except now there's nobody here to cook for me.

With nothing even remotely snack-like in...
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The following people can go to hell :

(1) Anybody who thinks Big Brother is "an important socialogical experiment"

(2) Wolverine

(3) Chris Pronger

(4) Anybody who goes to a supermarket everyday

(5) Anybody who thinks Robbie Williams is anything other than a cunt

(6) Anybody who has ever used the word "dawg" for something other than mocking Tim Westwood

(7) Anyone who says "yeah?"...
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