The scariest thing about the dentist is not the drilling, or the needles, or the fact they ALWAYS listen to Radio 2. The scariest thing by FAR...is that creepy code they talk in to their little helper monkeys.
I've found lately that the only way to actually figure out what is going on there is to try and listen to the tone of the dentist's...
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I've found lately that the only way to actually figure out what is going on there is to try and listen to the tone of the dentist's...
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" 3/10 - Chris doesn't seem interested in giving good customer service. He will be re-trained"
You can re-train Chris until your arse bleeds, you'll get the same result every single fucking time. The main problem is my wildly differing views with management as to what constitutes "good customer service" To me, with my infernal logic...its getting a customer served quickly with as little fuss...
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You can re-train Chris until your arse bleeds, you'll get the same result every single fucking time. The main problem is my wildly differing views with management as to what constitutes "good customer service" To me, with my infernal logic...its getting a customer served quickly with as little fuss...
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mark_plus_beer:
None of my friends had actually seen Nathan Barley though , i forced them to watch it , i converted a few friends , others just sat there like what the fuck is this actually about , meanwhile i'm loving every second of it 
sticks:
So many things irked me about that movie. The kid was the icing on the cake.
No, wait -
No, wait -
I hate saying it - but maybe the sequel will be better. *shudder* Gah, I feel dirty just typing that sentence out. 
Thanks to everyone who congratulated me on getting my driving license.
This one being my 6th attempt I figured I'd either pass it this time or wind up killing the examiner, which may not have helped in the long run...but it would've made me feel loads better. Luckily i managed to pass it, with only 7 minor faults. I'm surprised how well I did, especially...
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This one being my 6th attempt I figured I'd either pass it this time or wind up killing the examiner, which may not have helped in the long run...but it would've made me feel loads better. Luckily i managed to pass it, with only 7 minor faults. I'm surprised how well I did, especially...
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cheesy:
Congrats on passing your driving test at last!
cheesy:
That does make me feel better!
What car do you want to get?
What car do you want to get?
I remember very little about Ben's 21st last night. As far as my grey-matter is concerned, the night finished after I convinced the DJ to play "New Noise" by Refused and I wound up doing something that has left me with an almighty pain in my neck and shoulders. I've been stifling screams all day.
According to eyewitnesses, later on in the night I tried...
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According to eyewitnesses, later on in the night I tried...
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pixiebelle:
Congrats on gaining the almighty driving license!
I'm always entranced by men who can barely stand let alone make any type of co-ordinated dance move. If you had smiled and dribbled you'd have had her hook, line and sinker!
I'm always entranced by men who can barely stand let alone make any type of co-ordinated dance move. If you had smiled and dribbled you'd have had her hook, line and sinker!
the_happy_pig:
Have you been anywhere on your own yet?
That first solo drive is always an experience!
That first solo drive is always an experience!
Just a quick pseudo-update because once again nothing overly exciting has happened lately. I've been getting more grief in work lately because of some stupid policy head office have dreamed up. I've already said to Huw it cant be long until various employees storm into the office and start screaming at the idiots in there.
It's my mate Ben's 21st birthday sometime this week. If...
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It's my mate Ben's 21st birthday sometime this week. If...
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inkygoodness:
You are correct sir. My jealousy of thy arse-splittingly exciting lifestyle renders me to a state of perpetual tears, and I'm sure u can hear me sobbing all the way up in wherever it is that you live. The girls round her all blank me in favour of the hunky checkout studs from the local tescos
sticks:
From the Little Tenement Funster Book of Etiquette:
Birthday bashes don't require effort unless everyone is making an effort. Turning up is usually enough for people nowadays.
And well observed, I am indeed an anomaly. I pride myself on it.
Birthday bashes don't require effort unless everyone is making an effort. Turning up is usually enough for people nowadays.
And well observed, I am indeed an anomaly. I pride myself on it.
I am in a very very good mood.
Today in work I got counselled for the 2nd time in 5 days. I'm no more shitty than I've ever been there, I think theyre just getting more and more petty about the shit i pull. Apparently its just not cricket that when I want to go for my break I ask my qualified and fully-trained friend...
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Today in work I got counselled for the 2nd time in 5 days. I'm no more shitty than I've ever been there, I think theyre just getting more and more petty about the shit i pull. Apparently its just not cricket that when I want to go for my break I ask my qualified and fully-trained friend...
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almostfamous:
i've actually been practicing a lot the last couple of weeks, i've got a whole new level of skill out of nowhere. i got the urge after seeing motorhead do ace of spades in hyde park, i hadn't turned it on in a few weeks, and i absolutely blized all the stuff that had been giving me trouble. i'm making inroads on expert now, and i've only got 3 left unpassed on hard. so if we do ever cross guitars, it might not be so easy for you
the_happy_pig:
Exes are a tricky breed aren't they?
Somehow, I managed to get tricked by mine into going for a coffee or something tomorrow.
I don't quite know how that happened...
Somehow, I managed to get tricked by mine into going for a coffee or something tomorrow.
I don't quite know how that happened...
Well I've had a very uneventful weekend as usual. Saturday and Sunday i pretty much just spend a few hours in work and used what little spare time I had after that to watch South Park after my friend found a website that has them all up for stream. The episode where Cartman, Token and Butters form a Christian Rock Band is one of my...
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sticks:
Cheers! We're going to vent our spleen at the hotel via email, doubt it'll help but the venting is free therapy. There's an upside to everything!
cheesy:
I never booked the 2 weeks off. She just decided that I need a holiday. I have the best boss!
Stiched boobs could catch on. You never know. Stranger things have happen like Paris Hilton getting a record contract.
Stiched boobs could catch on. You never know. Stranger things have happen like Paris Hilton getting a record contract.
I have no idea what the fuck is going on.
Sometime last night I was hanging out on here like I normally do and pestering people in the SGUK chatroom. Then for some reason links stopped working and the site ground to a halt. "Fuck it" i thought - its about 2am and its probably about time I went to bed anyway, my computer often...
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Sometime last night I was hanging out on here like I normally do and pestering people in the SGUK chatroom. Then for some reason links stopped working and the site ground to a halt. "Fuck it" i thought - its about 2am and its probably about time I went to bed anyway, my computer often...
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heavenandhell:
we ripped you apart the whole time, surely your ears were burning.
take care.
take care.
its_matt:
and quite a few of the bosses helpfully repeat their name so you know who you are punching in the face.
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thequestion:
I always find the homo-eroticism in so many american action films to be very very funny.
thequestion:
Never actually seen Top Gun but from what I've heard it's very gay indeed, I mean hell it's got Tom "Mad as a box of badgers" Cruise in it.
Tonight I was reminded how shit the pubs in Denbigh are.
I was dragged out to celebrate some girl from work pissing off to China to teach English to Chinese kids. Apparently its irrelevant that all I've said to this girl in the last 12 months was "Can I have a tie?" Had I known i'd be subjected to fat slags singing Destiny's Child on...
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I was dragged out to celebrate some girl from work pissing off to China to teach English to Chinese kids. Apparently its irrelevant that all I've said to this girl in the last 12 months was "Can I have a tie?" Had I known i'd be subjected to fat slags singing Destiny's Child on...
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spamtwo:
being controversial here but I think Henry Rollins & Natasha Kaplinsky would win. Kaplinsky would use her special superwide smile technique which would destroy primes internal circuits.
the_happy_pig:
Pointless fact:
Denbigh is my ancestral home, and there is a ststue of one my great x5 grandfather in the middle of town apparently.
You may go back about your business now.
Denbigh is my ancestral home, and there is a ststue of one my great x5 grandfather in the middle of town apparently.
You may go back about your business now.
Although having PMT gives one an edge and makes people scared.