I'm incredibly incredibly bored. So far tonight I have emailed 15 different companies asking them "Who would win in a fight between Batman and Jesus?" with more to be sent when i can be bothered. Part of me just wants to see whether their customer service monkeys can take a joke and will actually respond with something other than "piss off, infant"
I loooooooved the bike bit in Scanner Darkly , it was better for the couple of beers i watched before , plus the Hot Fuzz trailer before made me squel with delight
One of Dr.Girlfriend's schoolfriends from years and years ago got married today. Muggins here got dragged along as her +1. I had to pull a sickie with work which means I've opened myself up to grief from assholes and lost out on money I could really do with.
Overall it was probably the most boring,... Read More
My life is even less eventful than usual, if that were possible. About the only thing I've done in the last 2 weeks or so is hang out with Dr.Girlfriend which makes me feel kinda guilty cos I've not seen much of the guys lately. About the only other thing I've done is applied for a couple of jobs. Now that I have a driving... Read More
My car seems fine now although i'm incredibly embarrassed about what the problem was. Seems i forgot to put water in the damn thing, probably why it wasnt happy with me gunning it on the dual carraigeway and no engine coolant. I also managed to put a small dent in my boot reversing into a wall by Dr.Girlfriend's house
My car is being supremely gay. It runs fine and I've not had any major problems with it, it just has this odd habit of making my worry my arse off everytime I'm on a dual carraigeway. Lately its taken to lighting up the little "check engine" light on the dashboard. It still runs exactly the same and even curiouser - if I stop the... Read More
Stop it.
You're never in a good mood. We're bitter and cynical that's our thing.
Bought a load of cd's with the tinker the other day mate did I tell you that? You'll like em.
The other night I went to Manchester to see Seafood live for the first time in about 4 years. As i stood there watching David Line go fucking mental while belting out Folksong Crisis I couldnt help just think to myself
"Look at him go, who says there are no more heroes?"
By the way - anyone that can place that quote along with its... Read More
I must've been especially charming on my pseudo-date on Tuesday night. There was no major awkwardness or weird silences throughout the night so it went pretty well overall. I didnt try anything because I wasnt 100% sure... Read More
Tony Jaa has now found himself on the short list of people who could beat up God. I'm not sure whether he'd place above Henry Rollins and Jack Bauer - but he's definitely there.
As you might have guessed, last night I saw "The Warrior King" the badly-titled new movie starring Tony Jaa, the dude from Ong-Bak. As with his previous movie, it makes no... Read More
I am officially too bitter for social gatherings. This point was made abundantly clear last night when I went to a band night in a local bar with some friends. 6 days a week this place is populated by stocky morons wearing pink shirts that have deliberately shite stitching, that they paid 70 for down at their nearest cunt shop. Wednesdays are better because there's... Read More
I hate social scenarios like when its somebodys birthday and they want to go somewhere specific like the local chav infested night club , there's me in the corner wearing a zoo york tshirt looking so out of place it hurts.
I can't believe how little has actually happened to me in the past week. I'm a fairly laid back and lazy person anyway but it seems a little odd that I have absolutely no exciting news from 7 days of my life, even if it's just a moan about a customer in work.
I'm getting more and more confident with my driving now too. The... Read More
Damn if only I hadnt been laid up with only a hot women to hold I'd have come with you.
Next week I'll come with you and maybe I'll bring Spitroast and show you how to REALLY offend women!!
