Listen, right....it's not my fault that Microsoft have released 3 different SKUs for Halo 3. It's not. I'm not sure who told you it was my fault, but they were sorely misinformed. You're all quite happy when you're asked what kind of bread you want in Subway, but when I dare ask which version of Halo you want reserving, you get arsey with me. Why!?
I'm not saying "Buy the Legendary edition" Infact, since you're about 13 I'd rather you didnt buy it at all. There's more than enough of your kind on XBox Live already, and christ knows you wont be missed. It's a question, within which you have a fair bit of choice...not some kind of thinly veiled suggestion for fucks sake! I'm soooo glad I don't have to work midnight launch. This whole thing is getting outta hand.
Today I spent the better part of 3 hours sat at a desk, drinking Dr.Pepper and making my way through our list of preorders for launch. Some of these people ordered the game back in like April...so I had to ring all 80 of them to find out
(A) Do you even want it anymore?
(B) Which one do you want?
(C) Do you want any of the other Halo-related crap keeping for you?
and finally....
(D) Are you coming to the midnight launch?
The vast majority of the responses to that particular question were disbelief and strangely enough...offense. "Going out to buy a videogame at midnight, mate? You can jog on!" Yeah, well...I don't give a shit. It's not like our staff relish the prospect of going back to work at midnight so you can have your game early. Stop acting like we're being unreasonable in giving you the chance.
Incidently, "Hail to the Chief" is the tagline being used by Gamestation to advertise Halo 3. Turns out that slogans like this are often suggested at store level, with the chosen one netting you a framed copy of the poster with your tagline - and a free game. For some reason they refused to use my FIFA 08 suggestion, "Here's One We Made Earlier!" Can't think why
Mmmmm pizza. I hope you can feel that, gym monkey....cos I'm eating it to spite you!
I've not been back to the gym since last time. It was hard enough motivating me to go in the first place, but being dicked around didnt really give me the incentive to go back anytime soon. Well done, retards...you've killed my desire to exercise and thus doomed me to an early grave. An early, greasy grave.
If i find another decent gym locally I might give it a try, or I might just sit around listening to Patton Oswalt
It's hockey season soon! I've joined the SG fantasy hockey league on Yahoo and hopefully I'll do a bit better than last year. I missed the live draft cos I was off playing Hotel Dusk - but thanks to the glory of A.I. have wound up with Jason Spezza, Jarome Iginla and Chris Pronger. Shame about my painfully mediocre goalie.
For a while i thought about going to the NHL games theyre staging in the O2 arena. Then i got cynical and decided that no matter the caliber of play on show, I fucking hate both the Ducks and the Kings so wasnt gonna pay to see them. Boo-urns!
Because its a funnier sign-off than anything I could come up with, I present to you....the greatest stand-up comedian working at the moment
That's a brilliant prescription - in fact, I'm going to head down to HMV after Uni and pick up Newsies or Swing Kids or one of the random ones that I don't have and then just drool over him all night.
Very good idea! Thanks for your sorries
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