Oh Dear Lord, I've Been Censored!

All of my dry, subversive humour has been lost for some annoying reason. That's my page on the website for Really Restrictive Shorts by the way. You know the score, get locked in a mansion, make some films. I've gone on about it way too much in the past month or so. It starts next week and as the launch gets closer they've been adding crap to their website like this page about each team member.

I put a load of retarded, yet amusing answers to their stupid questions. Under "Born" i had originally put "A poor black child" in a hilarious reference to the seminal Steve Martin movie "The Jerk" That's been cut. They've removed that one entirely - not even a less humerous placeholder for that one.

Also, my Strengths are not "Plays a mean game of Risk" Aswell as being dull thats a flat-out lie; I suck ass at Risk. Originally I'd told them my strengths were "Possesses the strength of No Tigers" which I thought was funny in an unfunny sort of way. Also my staggeringly boring Business Degree is now one of my weaknesses instead of my original answer of "Oxygen" However, its all well and good to say I've been a crime-fighting Rabbi since 1972. To be honest I'd censored that one myself from its original of "Sharon Tate's Security Guard" which I'll admit was in poor, yet hilarious taste.

Anyway, I get locked in next Tuesday (9th) The filming and live internet broadcast shit begins on the Wednesday. Apparently we're allowed to take in our own supplies so I'll be living off of Pepsi for a week or so. I'm assuming the above link is where you'd watch us online, theyve not told us yet. Basically if you want to watch conflict you can watch my team bullying the foreigners. We've taken an immediate dislike to them because theyre prententious artist twats who love Fellini and once lived in a squat together somewere in Geneva or something.

I'm also willing to give out my mobile number to anybody who wants to act as some kind of spy and text us whenever another team says something bitchy about us. Or, if you're especially evil you could lie about them having said something bitchy in order to see us fight