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Denbigh, North Wales

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Thursday Nov 09, 2006

Nov 9, 2006
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For some bizarre reason some idiots in work are trying to convince me to pose for a charity calendar. As the guys who I shared a room with in Leeds; Coldandwet, Mat8drb and The_Happy_Pig can attest to this being possible the worst idea in the history of all ideas. I'm just annoyed that they seem to think I'm gonna do it, attempting to tell me rather than ask.

In totally unrelated news I managed to unlock Daredevil in Marvel Ultimate Alliance. He's shite while you try to figure out his powers but after thats he's a lot of fun to play as. One of the faster characters in the game but he actually does some alright damage when you hit people. Excelsior!

Here, have some Reno 911!

VIEW 13 of 13 COMMENTS
coldandwet:
Seriously, as hard as it is to believe, aged 18 I was slimmer than you. I was the comedy skinny guy rather than the fat one. It alled changed around the time I learnt to drive and left college and daily two hour dance classes.

That said I am broad. The distance between my shoulders means that Im never going to appear small. I have also learnt certain clothes emphasize this rather than my stomach and bitch tits.
Nov 14, 2006
its_matt:
good for you sir!
the other cunts can fucking swivel.
Nov 16, 2006

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