the_new_scum

The following people can go to hell :

(1) Anybody who thinks Big Brother is "an important socialogical experiment"

(2) Wolverine

(3) Chris Pronger

(4) Anybody who goes to a supermarket everyday

(5) Anybody who thinks Robbie Williams is anything other than a cunt

(6) Anybody who has ever used the word "dawg" for something other than mocking Tim Westwood

(7) Anyone who says "yeah?" instead of "please"

(8) Anybody that calls you "chief" NB - this is especially bad when combined with (7) eg "20 lambert, yeah chief?"

(9) Jim Davidson and anyone who finds him funny

(10) Whichever hollywood cunt decided it'd be a good idea to remake Ring, The Grudge and most recently; Oldboy.

(11) Farmers and other countryfolk who seem confused by the modern world

(12) Whoever invented scratchcards

(13) Anybody who has ever bought, collected, read or featured in magazines such as Heat, Now, OK, Closer, Hello, Grazia.

(14) People who dont carry cash and instead pay for EVERYTHING with a card

(15) People who think Gnarls Barkley are the saviour of modern music

As you can see, I've had a day full of resentment and bitterness.