the_minx

When I was a little kid, I liked getting the really bad sun burns; Id sort of make a game of peeling of my skin, it felt sort of symbolic, like I was becoming a new person.

Maybe a slightly damp, soft towel laid on the burnt parts, just to cool them down a bit?

I'm not fucking around here, this really works. Take 10 tablets of aspirin and crush them into a fine powder. Now take a cup of water and heat it up a little in the microwave. Dissolve the apirin dust in the water. Now take a few ice cubes and cool your aspirin water down. Now start rubbing it all over your burnt areas. It will dull the pain slightly. It's even better if you follow up with anotherlittle rub and then some lotion.

But no tanning for you. You are so gorgeous and your skin is lovely. If you ruin it I will be mad at you forever!