Yesterday was my anniversary, and I really should start doing something to remember it. What anniversary you might be asking, well sit down a spell and I'll tell ya...
Four years ago on the 4th of April I was hit by a locomotive at the roundhouse I work at. I was lucky to only get a shattered tibia, and broken fibula in my right leg and a severely sprained ankle in my left. I had a rod in for a year, that now resides in my closet waiting for me to be creative or something. It could have been much, much worse, as you can imagine if you have had a 400,000 lb. piece of metal roll at you.
On to better things.
I talked in a previous blog about my alliteration status updates on facebook, well here they are, all 26 in order for you, some are contrived, some are really good, but I think there is a growth that comes through in them as well. I am struggling with my inane status updates now, and need to think of a new project because it was much better when creative...any ideas?
Ambling always away, anxiously awaiting awesomeness, ahoy!!
Beautifully brandished battlements, blocking blissful bemusements...ballyhoo!
Carefully coded conundrums cascade contently, contained cohesion.
Definition defying disclaimers drastically diminish denials, demonstrations displayed.
Employable emissions erupt emphatically, estimations emerge, Eureka!
Frenzied fountains foaming forth, fretful faults, fellows freely feel...
Generous greatness generated gloriously, gladly giving goofy goadings!
Handsome hecklers harangue, halfwits hysterics hastily hit. Heavy hearted? Hardly!
Inverted idolic imagery instigates impressive invention...immensely.
Jingoistic jargon jangles judicial juggling, jealousy jostles journey's juju.
Kinetic karma kills koalas!!
Leery looming legislation lunacy, lesson learned?
Monstrously massive mountains mean maniacal mayhem. Many migrating marsupials missing. Me? Maladjusted? Maybe.
Nagging nuisances, nastily negating nonentities, nevertheless nations narrow needs. Nonsense!
Offensive obligations, objections of outrage, omitting obvious orders? Oho!!
Parables preach, phrases pardon, previous pain provides problems, picture points pure. Pressure? Palpable!
Questioning qualms, questing quagmires, quelling quickly.
Raspy rationalities, reckoning renditions, relative renditions. Reality? Roger!
Sensible senility, safely sounding stagnation, stockpiled similarities. Steady!
Terse treatment, tense talk, trifly tenacious treatment, tragic themes. Too true?
Unique unless unseen, untold unless unsaid, undone unless uniformed, used unless untouched.
Valued vindication, vicious validation, virtually vacuous vistas.
Wildly wandering wicked wastes within, withering waters welcoming without wait. Worthy watching? Windows wide? Well?
Xenophobic xanadu, x-rayed xylophone...xeroxing xebecs.
Your yeses, youth's yesterdays, yawning, yammering....yet you yield.
Zoological zeitgeist, zesty zombie zebras....zounds!!!
I remember that k was so short because I almost forgot to do one that day, and U might be my favorite.
Four years ago on the 4th of April I was hit by a locomotive at the roundhouse I work at. I was lucky to only get a shattered tibia, and broken fibula in my right leg and a severely sprained ankle in my left. I had a rod in for a year, that now resides in my closet waiting for me to be creative or something. It could have been much, much worse, as you can imagine if you have had a 400,000 lb. piece of metal roll at you.
On to better things.
I talked in a previous blog about my alliteration status updates on facebook, well here they are, all 26 in order for you, some are contrived, some are really good, but I think there is a growth that comes through in them as well. I am struggling with my inane status updates now, and need to think of a new project because it was much better when creative...any ideas?
Ambling always away, anxiously awaiting awesomeness, ahoy!!
Beautifully brandished battlements, blocking blissful bemusements...ballyhoo!
Carefully coded conundrums cascade contently, contained cohesion.
Definition defying disclaimers drastically diminish denials, demonstrations displayed.
Employable emissions erupt emphatically, estimations emerge, Eureka!
Frenzied fountains foaming forth, fretful faults, fellows freely feel...
Generous greatness generated gloriously, gladly giving goofy goadings!
Handsome hecklers harangue, halfwits hysterics hastily hit. Heavy hearted? Hardly!
Inverted idolic imagery instigates impressive invention...immensely.
Jingoistic jargon jangles judicial juggling, jealousy jostles journey's juju.
Kinetic karma kills koalas!!
Leery looming legislation lunacy, lesson learned?
Monstrously massive mountains mean maniacal mayhem. Many migrating marsupials missing. Me? Maladjusted? Maybe.
Nagging nuisances, nastily negating nonentities, nevertheless nations narrow needs. Nonsense!
Offensive obligations, objections of outrage, omitting obvious orders? Oho!!
Parables preach, phrases pardon, previous pain provides problems, picture points pure. Pressure? Palpable!
Questioning qualms, questing quagmires, quelling quickly.
Raspy rationalities, reckoning renditions, relative renditions. Reality? Roger!
Sensible senility, safely sounding stagnation, stockpiled similarities. Steady!
Terse treatment, tense talk, trifly tenacious treatment, tragic themes. Too true?
Unique unless unseen, untold unless unsaid, undone unless uniformed, used unless untouched.
Valued vindication, vicious validation, virtually vacuous vistas.
Wildly wandering wicked wastes within, withering waters welcoming without wait. Worthy watching? Windows wide? Well?
Xenophobic xanadu, x-rayed xylophone...xeroxing xebecs.
Your yeses, youth's yesterdays, yawning, yammering....yet you yield.
Zoological zeitgeist, zesty zombie zebras....zounds!!!
I remember that k was so short because I almost forgot to do one that day, and U might be my favorite.
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typhannie:
figured u caught that- I just wanna make sure, everyone else does too.... lol
xoxoxox
xoxoxox
jaxy:
Thanks.