the_matt79

I decided to say a little something about myself. So this is me....

I do crosswords in ink, my favorite Beatle is George, I think Dean Martin and Jerry Lewis are the funniest movie combo ever followed closely by Farley and Spade, subsequently Dean is my favorite Rat Packer. I have a TV show that I have to watch every day of the week, yet I counter act this by always having a book to read. I collect and read comics. I think Steve Carrel is a comedic genius, as are his predecessors Jon Stewart and Stephen Colbert. As I get older and more pissed off at the religious right I realize that I really do care about politics and am pretty much a democrat. I aspire to greatness yet allow myself to procrastinate beyond belief. I am slowly getting addicted to the paychecks at what was supposed to be a temporary job. I have a rod in my right leg on my tibia. I find the women on this site fascinatingly appealing, and in turn hate my area for not having anyone like them to gawk at out in public. The novels of Clive Barker, Chuck Paulahniuk, Bret Easton Ellis, Neil Gaiman, and Michael Chabon fascinate me to the point of almost re-reading them directly after finishing them. I actually care what happens to the characters in Harry Potter's world. I am slowly re-learning to walk without a limp. I get a sadistic giggle when I watch horror movies with others, and I think it is to freak them out, least I hope so anyways. Pepper Jack cheese is awesome. You cannot go wrong with chicken, which I guess is why everything reminds people of it. I think that pineapples are the armadillo of the fruit kingdom.

I think that is enough for now, and after all that one should know something about me.