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Boston, MA

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Friday Jan 27, 2006

Jan 26, 2006
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I just saw a link for an arranged marriage website. Jeevansathi.com "arrange your marriage today" WTF? That is the funniest thing I've seen in awhile. Can't find a date? Love getting you down? Get bestowed, by yourself. Arrange to get married to someone you've never met before. So type what kind of person you're looking for, and voil. Their lawyers will contact your lawyers and you'll be in wedded bliss. Don't forget to commentaire s'il vous plat.

I made a sandwich, consisting of a bagel (pre-dumpstered, because my friend works there) Org Lettuce, and my own recipe for smeat: Oats, rice, zucchini, carrot, cilantro, braggs, onion, ginger, garlic, and love.

This is what happens, when you break up with me, and start dating a new boy a week later. I stop shaving, and I take pictures of myself.

and finally, my favourite new ribbon.
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missshell:
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thank you sweet boy! kiss
Feb 2, 2006

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