Breaking News it was reported today, that Barbie will star in the up-coming Terminator movie, Day of the Dolls
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banshee1:
Ha!
buddha:
This was the scene that greeted FBI agents, when they avived to serve a seach warrent at the Famed GI Joe Compond yesterday evening.
Special agent in charge of the investigation, agent B. Fife, was quoted as saying "This is some fucked up shit!!!,"
Once again the case is at a stand still!
Special agent in charge of the investigation, agent B. Fife, was quoted as saying "This is some fucked up shit!!!,"
Once again the case is at a stand still!
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arachnequarius:
mmmmmm, that sounds like a dangerous turn of events. i always suspected that gi joe. if he would just acknowledge his man love and finally ask ken out, maybe he could resolve that aggression issue. 
arachnequarius:
omg, gi joe is soooo secretly the bottom in that situation! that is part of his insecurity. sure, he's macho and all, but ken rules his world. seriously. and ken knows it... preppy bastard.
Yet another body has been found in the Barbie doll slayings. FBI says that the murder weapon found on the scene could of only have been used by someone with "Kung Fu" grip!!! the Adventure team has been called in for questioning!!!
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arachnequarius:
hey ~ i've not been by since your return. welcome back, slayer of barbies. how are you?
dharmabox:
no way it was gi joe. i have it from a reliable source that they were all in japan checking out a new line of geisha dolls! 
Nothing is more sad, and sicking, than a Barbie body dump!!! Police suspect Ken, but we all know he has no balls, so the case is at a stand still!!!
Yes children, your favorite holy man is back! spent the last few weeks contemplating my belly button in my cyber monstary in the heart of the Astral plane!!! but i feel much better now as...
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Yes children, your favorite holy man is back! spent the last few weeks contemplating my belly button in my cyber monstary in the heart of the Astral plane!!! but i feel much better now as...
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lastbadger:
You can sing the phrase "Barbie Body Dump" in the same manner as the "Baby Bottle Pop" jingle. That makes it less tragic. Let us honor Barbie in the commercial manner in which she lived
Oh, Now who will fend off the hoardes of Huge headed dolls? Who will defy the "Bratz" and their ilk?
Oh, Now who will fend off the hoardes of Huge headed dolls? Who will defy the "Bratz" and their ilk?
paleenchantress:
OOOOOOh Nooooo !
Sumo is the most perfect of all sports! it has eligence, ceremony, danger, art, speed, and most importane of all two fat bastards smacking the shit out of each other. It is imaculate, which is why it has remained essenially unchanged for hundreds of years. It remains the only thing in the world that I want to see stat static. The only thing I love...
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dharmabox:
i was missing my fellow dharmabum! glad you are back!! 
tigress:
oh my goodness!! you're baaaaack!!! you have no clue how happy that makes me!!!!!!!!!!
you have no clue how happy that makes me!!!!!!!!!! Blow Me
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maelwys:
Yeah, that happens unfortunately, not much has changed there over the last couple of years.
I just started a new game of M:TW last night, reunited France, my crusades captured Antioch, Edessa and Tripoli. Have yet to decide whether to invade England, Germany or Spain. Hmmmm...sod it I'll attack em all!
I really should play something else though. Any good ones you can recommend?
I just started a new game of M:TW last night, reunited France, my crusades captured Antioch, Edessa and Tripoli. Have yet to decide whether to invade England, Germany or Spain. Hmmmm...sod it I'll attack em all!
I really should play something else though. Any good ones you can recommend?
smuffy:
I'm back!!!
How are you???
Oh and you missed yesterday's entry. I was prasing the Last Samurai. I watched it over the weekend. Feel free to scroll back to see what I have written.
*blows on CM's hair*
How are you???
Oh and you missed yesterday's entry. I was prasing the Last Samurai. I watched it over the weekend. Feel free to scroll back to see what I have written.
*blows on CM's hair*
Well folks i officially have a new favorite movie!!! The Last Samurai!!!
Man it really blew me away, and had such a cool ending! in fact there were several scenes that were really touching! if you only buy a few DVD's a year, you must make this one of them!!! it's truely a great movie!
Man it really blew me away, and had such a cool ending! in fact there were several scenes that were really touching! if you only buy a few DVD's a year, you must make this one of them!!! it's truely a great movie!
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niobe:
You are too sweet! It's okay I have been putting up with his non-romantic, non-caring attitude for five years. I am holding out, someday. *sigh*
maelwys:
I want to see that one, a lot of people have said good things about it. I've also been eyeing up the box set of Shogun on dvd, might have to get that as well.
Well i hope all you pagans had a happy May Day!!!
Big new for me is i got a new truck! well new to me! 2K ford Ranger XLT. Steel grey, and under 50K miles!!! they gave me an awsome trade in on my tracker so i'm pretty happy.
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Big new for me is i got a new truck! well new to me! 2K ford Ranger XLT. Steel grey, and under 50K miles!!! they gave me an awsome trade in on my tracker so i'm pretty happy.
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smuffy:
Haha you really don't want to go to your HS reunion? Aren't you the least bit curious?
dharmabox:
new wheels awesome! so can i borrow on thursday?
well i've not been doing my usual movie rant in a while so i will do one today!!!
Who Likes the old Universal Movie Monsters??? come on raise your hands!
Well for those of you who do, i saw an awsome deal at Wal-mart!!! they were selling special edition DVDs of Frankinstein, Dracula, And the Wolfman. not only do you get the titled movie along...
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Who Likes the old Universal Movie Monsters??? come on raise your hands!
Well for those of you who do, i saw an awsome deal at Wal-mart!!! they were selling special edition DVDs of Frankinstein, Dracula, And the Wolfman. not only do you get the titled movie along...
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dharmabox:
brother i am separated! i have no wifey anymore but the inquisition well that seems to be an ongoing thing with the ex... 
you too have fun reliving the monster movies!
you too have fun reliving the monster movies!
banshee1:
As much as I HATE Wal-mart I may have to make a special trip to pick those movies up. How great would it be to watch those movies together??!! Enjoy.
-banshee
-banshee
well my boss gave me a good review. i was kinda surprized, but i guess he gave everyone good reviews!!! he said we could exspect around a 2.5 percent raise which will be about 27 cents
Next time they evaluate me, i'm going to make them buy me dinner first! hey you should at least buy someone dinner before you fuck'em!!! shouldn't you?
Next time they evaluate me, i'm going to make them buy me dinner first! hey you should at least buy someone dinner before you fuck'em!!! shouldn't you?
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king_of_skulls:
heh, i want to know where you are buying 2 chick-o-sticks for a quarter
Well, you know, its good to know that they arent sending your job overseas, why should they?? they have all of the underpaid workers that they can shake a stick at. I am lucky, i dont get reviews, when i am working, its in my contract what they raises are and when, i could care less if they think i am a valuable employee, the bottom line is i make them money, lots of it, and i know that i am not irreplaceable, therefore, i do my job.
As far as banshee's statement about the managers giving up their raises so that the employees can have one, well thats the new trend in the market nowdays. I find it funny that they "give up their raises and bonuses" only to be driving a new car about two weeks after evaluation. yeah, my heart bleeds for them.
Enjoy the chick-o-sticks and tell us of any new and or interesting movies you may happen across.
Much love bro
Well, you know, its good to know that they arent sending your job overseas, why should they?? they have all of the underpaid workers that they can shake a stick at. I am lucky, i dont get reviews, when i am working, its in my contract what they raises are and when, i could care less if they think i am a valuable employee, the bottom line is i make them money, lots of it, and i know that i am not irreplaceable, therefore, i do my job.
As far as banshee's statement about the managers giving up their raises so that the employees can have one, well thats the new trend in the market nowdays. I find it funny that they "give up their raises and bonuses" only to be driving a new car about two weeks after evaluation. yeah, my heart bleeds for them.
Enjoy the chick-o-sticks and tell us of any new and or interesting movies you may happen across.
Much love bro
smuffy:
When I worked at a hotel everyone always got middle of the road reviews no matter how good of a worker you were. And I was one of the best but out of either a 3/5/7% raise I always got a 5%.